found another recording this time u can actually see his face... (x)
having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor
oh boy i start my job as a wound man tomorrow can't wait to be stabbed, sliced, slashed, lacerated, eviscerated, bludgeoned, cudgeled, beaten with rods, beaten with irons, shot with arrows, shot with cannons, have spears thrown into me, have spears thrown through me, impaled on spikes, flayed, flensed, boiled, shot with arrows again, and have rocks dropped on my head
Anonymous asked:
Dear Mrs Bitch, I hope this message finds you as rabid as ever. Just letting you know that I look forward to @slimylanders and you littering (probably made that one up) the little assless one. If I would like popcorn I would eat it while watching.
ok firstly ill be honest here anon i forgot my username was feelingbitch for a second and i gasped a little at the fact you just adressed me as mrs bitch. but i like it.
secondly we would never make up lies about something as important as impregnating him, it is all true and real
and third, bring whichever snacks you like ...... it's supposed to be fun, after all!
i made him pregnant eight times last week
sorry every age gap is problematic now. yeah the only ethical relationship left is twincest it's the only way to avoid a power dynamic
Rammstein ❤️ (Bizarre Festival, Germany, 18-08-1996)
📸 credit to Werner Siess
really the meaning of life is when a singer stops singing and the crowd knows every single word