Thoughts from a recovering addict (via heroinwasmyhero)
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French Bulldog argues bedtime
Omg. This is so cute. And. Funny. I love. It
Please watch this video if your sad.
(No kitties were hurt.)
“you’re probably two days old”,
“this is the flower crown I wear when shit’s about to get deep”
i love this
My favorite ha
You messed everything up for me. The day before Valentine’s Day. I didn’t deserve this. I’m going to eat ten times more chocolate and be ten times more emotional. & to add on to that, I’m not going to have sex. I mean at least I’m not pregnant but still, screw you, period.
The big problem with eating pussy is that guys use it as a tool to get a girl wet for penetration instead of treating it like its own sex act that requires arousal beforehand. Like don’t go 0-oral pls. Kiss, tease, dirty talk, touch, make them NEED it first. You’ll save yourself time and tongue strain as well as giving them a wayyy better orgasm hello
Broadcast this everywhere.
PREACH
boys literally don’t know shit about sex
