Gays: “What up, gays! How’s the heterophobia today?”

Straight people already: “God, I wish it was still legal to kill you.”

Gays: “What up, gays! How’s the heterophobia today?”

Straight people already: “God, I wish it was still legal to kill you.”

When will disney hire me to write the gay kotor space drama we deserve

VEGETA

devilcry manbaby

devilbaby cryman

mancry babydevil

baby baby baby baby

Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????

idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people

I’m 5'2

you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you

Gotta be somethin’

Full offense, everything is America’s fault

me in history class

America is Europe’s fault

everything is europe’s fault

Can you believe that ONE Tears For Fears album gave us Shout, Everybody Wants To Rule The World, AND Head Over Heels? Incredible! What a great white contribution. Better than landing on the moon if that even happened

zug zug

This came to me in a dream 

Warriormale:

Some of the hellions on this website:

I’m sorry this was rude but like

surely I am not the only person who can see this

who can see what