give it up for another 70 years of goo
that rat fuck is hiding slime secrets from us
goo night, sleep tight, wake up covered in goo. is it your goo? did it come from something else? who knows, but you’re covered in it and stuck to the bed.
Anonymous asked:
Is cookie dough batter a slime?
it's legally distinct and that's what is important
stoner cookiebattergirl gf be like babe don't lick me before I get baked!! >.<
absolutely obsessed with this old Slovenian coin with an olm on it. just look at it. no need to make more coins, we've already peaked with this good boy over here
as a family abolitionist i think children should exclusively be grown in vats of bubbling green liquid at government facilities
peanut butter and jelly slime girls. and they’re girlfriends and they are in love
this is what it looks like when they… no i shan’t say
“Slime molds have things to teach us. That a being can change but at the same time remain itselves—to use Octavia Butler’s phrase. That there is life and beauty in rot, in decay, in decomposition, in the ashes. That a hallmark of life is evanescence and ephemerality. That our limited, Romantic understanding of the world—“ew, slime”—is outdated. That nonhierarchical, nonbinary being is part of the reality of the world.”
— Lucy Jones, Creatures That Don’t Conform
Press [X] to Bleed
, Press [△] to Ooze
TABBY SLIME WINS
Tabby Slime from Slime Rancher is officially the most video game slime ever!
I resent the claim that the unkillable slime creature is "all-consuming", I actually have very discerning taste and a mature palate that just-so-happens to prefer the nuanced flavors of human civilization
Ultimate Word Tournament!
Season 2
panopticon (English) /pænˈɑp.tɪ.kɑn/ 1. A type of prison where all the cells are visible from the center, particularly if it is not possible for those in a cell to know if they are being watched. 2. A place in which people are subject to constant surveillance at totalitarian command.
ooze (English) /uːz/ 1. wet mud or slime, especially that found at the bottom of a river, lake, or sea. 2. (of a fluid) to slowly trickle or seep out of something; flow in a very gradual way.
Ooze propaganda
*the slime dimension*
I resent the claim that the unkillable slime creature is "all-consuming", I actually have very discerning taste and a mature palate that just-so-happens to prefer the nuanced flavors of human civilization
Just a reminder to make your voice heard if you haven't already. Legally I'm impartial but if certain slimes don't get more votes I'll be sad
why is nobody voting puro? I thought you guys liked puro :(
All one for #PuroSweep but you failed to consider:
Themb
I picked what I thought was the most iconic slime from terraria but I suppose king slime is not as popular as I thought, maybe Pinky would have done better