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Slime

@slimeking / slimeking.tumblr.com

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hi do mycology people it's awesome

the beast wont let me play my zelda gamme

this is you before and after i get cha

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

Some of the new items from my fave D&D NPC’s refurbished Slightly-Cursed Items Shop, in which she sells my players items ranging from effectively useless to legitimately deadly – but always entertaining. Feel free to use these tragedies!

UH SCUSE an first of these things sound EXTREMLY ROOD

i had a date today with a real life, human girl

im still buying board games even after i lost touch with all the friends i had that liked board games :-/

a friend made my computer make a anime sound everytime i close and open a window and i wanna change it but idk how and at this point it would just feel weird if it didnt make a fucking silly anime sound everytime i minimized a window

if anyone wanna play lethal league blaze with me hmu i will wreck you at this game i am so good 

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an old compilation of AI walks from years ago, early 2000

When this thing walks towards me I literally feel like I’m in hell

this is the music that plays during sleep paralysis 

Rabbit on the left: *is a rabbit*

mystical creature on the right: CHOHOHHOHHOCHOHOHH

this is grade 11 bio

actually its grade 10 so basically your soul is forfeit to me and your flesh will be rent

if any one of you wanna play lethal league blaze with me im up to it but be careful ill kick your ass so hard