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Cleaning Out the Woodworks

@slimegirl-pseudopod / slimegirl-pseudopod.tumblr.com

Olynder (it/its), Oh drar gods I'm almost 30, Autistic, Queer A place to reblog and maybe post things
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Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

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lastoneout

you know how people say soup is round and so it's messed up to put it in a square tupperware? that's how I feel every time I see a square watch

curious what your thoughts on this are then

It says guess bcs you're more likely to actually figure out what time it is that way.

How do you feel about Qlocktwo?

You know given my dyscaculia this is actually easier for me to read than a regular analog clock AND it's giving old school cheesy secret agent vibes so I think it's so ridiculous that it loops back around to being cool again. Still, wish it was round.

Okay this one I think you will probably like then

Reveal by Projects

Super easy to read

I have an addition:

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scarletpiano

"How do these clocks make you feel?"

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istarling

I wanted to experiment a bit with this "gelatinous texture". It's not usual for me to draw "cute" non-human characters, my monsters are more "monstruous" usually, but it was really fun drawing her.

I don't plan to use her in any personal project, but she can become a kind of mascot of mine (like many others)

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officialfist

I feel genuine sympathy for this dude. He killed his whimsy for love.

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konigstigerr

free him

BALANCE IS RESTORED !!

I checked the guy's Reddit account. He shaved it off because it was too high-maintenance and he was super busy after the birth of his daughter. Feel like the original Tumblr post is kind of implying that his wife pushed him to do it, which I'm happy to report isn't the case!

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You can cause one song to play in the heads of every human on earth. One song, in its entirety. What song do you choose to inflict?

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You know, I genuinely tried to come up with a more serious answer but ultimately I don't think the entire world needs to hear whatever song I consider the best song, or even my favorite song.

I think the entire world just needs to enjoy these 4 minutes and 17 seconds of pure delight.

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official hex maniac art: 

y’all????:

Tiddys are nice coward!

Your url is a shitty 2000s band

at least source the damn art, bitch

And I’m not gonna tolerate thicc Hex slander. She’s our zany cutie.

Y’all need girlfriends

borvar

drawers:

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pomki

Drawers:

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nebulajam

Drawers:

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spiddermen

this post is what it’s like to go through an unstable portal

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jaubaius

LOL

Ok but this is such an existential horror.

Imagine if this was a human walking in the park and they see another human and they go over to socialise only to see that there is something not quite right with this person.

They move wrong, they speak with the wrong inflections, their hair and skin seem false. Their eyes are dead and unmoving.

It is the puppet of a being with higher intelligence beyond your own understanding, mimicking your humanity for its own amusement.

But yeah this is a really cute video 

You forgot the bit where this puppet human is holding the biggest most succulent and fresh smelling blunt you’ve ever seen