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@slimegargoyle / slimegargoyle.tumblr.com

terfs fuck off
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I’m in the process of organizing a gofundme for a family to get out of Gaza and into Egypt. If anyone with a big following on Twitter can help me spread it there, please let me know.

I’m really, deadly serious about this. Please do contact me if you or someone you know could help. If some tumblr blogs with significant followings can volunteer to spread it when it’s ready, too, please send me a message and I’ll send you a post with the link as soon as it’s ready

Here we go. This fundraiser is for @90-ghost and I’ve had it set up on his behalf because gofundme isn’t available in Palestine. I’m collaborating with a DC-based organization to help spread this on Facebook, but it’s been put together on short notice and the reach is limited, so we need your help: the need for someone to help spread it on Twitter still stands.

In case anyone is suspicious, I hate to have to do this, but I’ve reverse-searched Ahmed’s images (featured in the gofundme), checked his posts to see that he does use authentic Palestinian Arabic to the best of my knowledge (my family is from the West Bank and I’ve been there a lot), checked the story of his sister from 2021 and found confirmation of her murder, etc. If you have questions about me, well, Ahmed will vouch for me, and you can see from looking at my blog that this is a cause that has been near and dear to me for a long time; I’m Palestinian and would sooner die than do wrong by a fellow Palestinian fleeing death itself. Please help Ahmed by donating and/or spreading far and wide!

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reblogged

is it reasonable to kill my coworker for constantly messaging me with urgent requests to get on the phone and talk through something that could be conveyed in a single text

okay settled on killing him. he sent me an excel with a list of page titles asking for me to identify which ones had some specific info on them. I couldn't save the doc to my computer so I sent him the two pages, names verbatim. he messages back asking for the row numbers...dude there's only 30 rows and you can search what I sent you, again, verbatim.

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googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

hey quick question gdocs

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what the fuck

1. how the fuck did this post become so popular

2. everyone just commenting ‘QUERCHED’ is delightful

3. some people have suggested i use grammarly. this is letting the robots win and also would deprive me of the opportunity to complain about insignificant technical things instead of just wanting to scream over writing all the time

4. i use googledocs because i want access to my writing on multiple platforms and also because fuck microsoft 

5. the difference between [its] and [it’s] is that [it’s] is always used as a shortened form of [it is] and [its] is used as the possessive of [it]. yes, this goes against the usual practice of just tacking on an [‘s] when you want to indicate ownership. yes, english is absolutely a trash language.

btw, gdoc’s most recent transgression:

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noooope

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LITERALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE MEANING OF WHAT I WANT, GDOCS

i’m sorry what kind of AI FUCKERY is going on here that you are trying to ADD IN ADVERBS FOR ME that could ENTIRELY CHANGE THE TONE from a neutral ‘He’d been young’ to something that would put emphasis on just how young he was and how long ago it was you cannot just THROW EXTRA WORDS IN LIKE THAT

‘he’d been so young’ I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU

OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS

me @ everyone else using googledocs:

YOU

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amarits

I just listened to a podcast with an A.I. research scientist. She said if you wouldn’t trust autocorrect to be in charge of a decision, then you shouldn’t trust another A.I. with it, so… that’s something to worry about

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elfwreck

Grammarly is not better.

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vaspider

querched

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fandoms love to go ooooo you have to read this fic it's the most popular fic in the famdom it's a fandom classic and then you read it and it's bad

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kharacore

via @/t.archivist

hey so i'm seeing a lot of tags on this post like this

and i hate to always be that person but i feel like everyone sighing dreamily about this lighter should probably know that it's a zippo from the vietnam war — this particular lighter was sold at auction in 2012 as part of a large lot of lighters (archived page here)

during the vietnam war in particular these lighters became so associated with their usage in search-and-destroy missions, in which american soldiers would set fire to villages suspected of harboring viet cong, that the GIs nicknamed them "zippo missions" or "zippo raids." this connection became so ingrained that "to zippo" became a verb ("to zippo a village") and the whole war was sometimes referred to as "the zippo war." some of the most well known and horrific images from the war involve american soldiers lighting villages on fire in this way:

obviously there's no way of knowing who this particular lighter belonged to (beyond probably someone named butch) or what it was used for, and collecting vietnam war zippos is in itself a popular hobby among war memorabilia enthusiasts, but there is a lot of history that is closely linked to these lighters that isn't exactly cute and sapphic and romantic. also from the way people are talking about this, it seems like most of them probably do not know this history, so. do with this information what you will.

tl;dr imo any time you see an image of an old object with no historical information attached, it's worth doing a quick reverse image search to look into where that object comes from and the historical context in which it was made and used before deciding to romanticize it purely for the Aesthetic

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whenever louis is described as pale I'm like I do not see it I do not know this man

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end-of-year "identify pictures of your colleagues as children" games never get less funny to experience as a trans person