Holy Shit
My favorite part is kermits legs sticking out from behind her
Back of her jacket says “If you can read this, the frog fell off.”
ahhh you know what. im sleepy. ill make a promo post for the next stream tomorrow. nobody poison my blog while im gone okay?
sorry sorry sorry sorry it spilled on accident sorry for the poison sorry
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sorry it gets absolutely everywhere im so clumsy im about to give up on this wizards cat job
in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us
please imagine 6 teenagers with giant sad puppy eyes looking at a dear sweet 50 something year old art teacher and asking "may we please hear burning screams"
i dont know where burning screams came from. ive looked. its lost media to me. burning screams is my white whale
Track 3 "Burning Screams" on "Scary Sounds of Halloween"
Found it, around the 17:20 mark… op I am in love with Burning Screams
we’re just abnormal men. we’re just abhorrent men
Master Grimbender's Necromancer dungeon reviews
Average rating: ⭐⭐⭐ 3/5
💎 Danethehero
⭐⭐ 2/5
Barely any loot, too many skeletons, final boss way too easy
🦇 Bat beast
⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4/5
Many dark place to sleep... Many bug to eat.. Very good very good.. Wish bone people were more quiet.. 4 Star.
💀 Skeleton8448576
⭐ 1/5
Master Grimbender doesn't pay us and our provided weapons are insufficient. Cobwebs in my ribs all the time. Don't work here, serve a witch instead
Response from the owner
Rusty swords are the standard weapon for skeletons across all dungeons. If you had such an issue with your provided weapons you should have taken it up with the Necromancers Council
🕷️ Spider
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5
This place fucking rules I love crevices
For the record I clicked yes and it crashed my game
A Magical Taxonomy
Warlock: from wær (old English, “pact/oath”) + loga (proto-Germanic, “liar”) + hard “-ck” (Scotch English); Oathbreaker (contextually; breaker of Baptismal Oaths; hence also Apostate)
Wizard: from Wis (old English, “knowledgeable”) + -ard (same, “too much of”); Possessor of too much knowledge
Witch: from weyk (proto-indo-European, “apart, separated, different”)[connotations akin to Latin’s “Sacre”]; Sacred Outsider
Sorcerer: from Sors (Latin, “Fate”) and Ser (same,“to bind”); Fate Manipulator
Druid: from dru (proto-Celtic, “Oak”) + weyd (same, “to see”); Oak-Seer, or Tree-Knower
Cleric: from kleros (Ancient Greek, “lots/ casting lots/ drawing lots”) [contextually; public servants were selected by drawing lots, as opposed to, say, voting]; Public Servant / Clerk
Bard: from bard (proto-Celtic, “Bard”); Bard
dear mr the good morning man, do you have any tips for how to repair a morning?
There's a saying where I come from, "The only toxic positivity is not enough positivity." So just decide to have a Good Morning. And, in the event that you can't feel good, just Be Present and Real With It. The Morning is Good if you can show up with your whole self!!!
This old man. He played four
He man door hand hook car door
With a knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone
My dad’s dead then who was phone
Fuck with us
God
Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits