having so much love in your heart is beautiful and amazing right up until you’re alone in your bedroom clutching at your chest and whimpering like a wounded dog
As soon as I can revive him from the dead the wedding is BACK ON !!!!
a red light lights up on your car's dashboard and underneath the light it says CAR
penis-peeper
you should care about physically disabled people because we’re people too, not because you might become one of us some day
If I say “aww look at the birds” n you say “they’re just sparrows” I’m killing you. Find beauty in nature or else.
Glow stick story
Ok so one year when I was a kid I was visiting my dad for the 4th of July and we got these giant glow sticks that glow super bright and I thought it was the coolest thing in the world. Naturally as the night progressed they started to fade. Everyone tossed theirs but I kept bending and twisting mine to make it glow longer, and that worked for a bit until didn't. So then I had the genius idea of biting it instead and that worked even better! So I was biting and chewing this thing for like 45 minutes straight while we were all in our beds supposed to be sleeping and everything was fine until it completely exploded, and it wasn't like a small puncture hole or anything like that, like the whole thing fucking EXPLODED. I ended up yelling so loud my dad ran in to see what was wrong and before he turned on the lights all he saw was this dumbass glow-in-the-dark child lmao. So I told him what happened and I cleaned myself up in the bathroom but there was still glow stick juice stained to my skin so throughout the entire night I was lookin like this:
Platypus dragon! Forgot I was working on this... Posting it now in case I lose interest again lol
wait wait wait i have literally the best picture ever of my cat, bob
b e h o l d
dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women
part of me wants to be professional part of me wants to sign my emails with dark souls texts
what a beautiful thing, to be queer. how lovely it is to be strange, to have edges that spill out over the lines, to be undefinable. the oddity of our hearts is something to be treasured. never change for anyone.