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The "Slightly" Mental Demiwizard 😏

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autistic andreil hcs:

  • neil gets super understimulated in class and he stims by clenching his jaw or chewing on things so he ends up chewing all his pens and pencils to shreds. they look like he was trying to eat them. sometimes he chews all the way through them. when andrew scolds him for it, he's like i can't help it i gotta bite i gotta chomp i just have to. so andrew gets him a teething toy from the baby section at the store, as a joke (or he acts like it's a joke). but neil starts using these, mainly the bigger ones that are kinda squishy and have the lil nibs on them. people look at him weird but he doesn't care. someone is like "is that...a chew toy?" he's like, "yeah my boyfriend got it for me cus i kept chewing on my pens and he was tired of it" and everybody actually finds it kinda cute and funny
  • andrew cant stand silence, so he makes lil noises when it's too quiet, like tapping or snapping or thumping or whatever. unfortunately, these sounds make neil die inside and he desperately tells andrew to stop. andrew does, because he understands, but then they have to start playing soft music or background noise when they're hanging out in a quiet room together. they settle on lofi and it's actually kinda nice, they find, to listen to lofi and drink coffee and/or study and/or snuggle together, just the two of them.
  • andrew usually wears noise cancelling airpods 24/7 (my hcs are modern au by default get off my dick) because he likes to block out the sound even if he's not listening to music (also it deters people from trying to interact with him, which is a plus). he buys neil some after the first time he notices neil cringing at a certain noise. later, watching them attached to each other's sides wearing matching armbands, matching airpods, and matching blank expressions become kinda comical (or kinda scary depending on how you look at it)
  • neil almost exclusively wears oversized fleece-lined sweatshirts as soon as the temperature dips below 75. if he doesn't have any sweatshirts left, like if they're all in the wash or if the only ones he has left Don't Feel Right, he simply won't go to class
  • nicky introduces him to oversized knitted sweaters, though. which he begins scouting thrift stores for and wearing frequently. nicky got him one that is striped with pastels and was probably knitted by somebody's grandma in the 90s and it's so heavy it's like a weighted blanket. neil wears it at least 3x a week. it's adorable
  • while andrew has been listening to almost entirely the same music since he was fifteen, neil has adhd as well and thus has very eclectic music taste (this is my experience as someone with both). like he'll make a playlist of like ten songs he likes and listen to only those songs 24/7 for like three weeks. then they start making him feel gross and claustrophobic because he's been listening to them so much so he'll have to find a few songs in a COMPLETELY different genre and then repeat the cycle. so he'll go from like indie pop to death metal to hyperpop to showtunes in the span of like two months. lofi is always a staple for him though, it just doesn't give him the dopamine spike that he gets from other music
  • (you know what almost always gives him the dopamine spike though? kpop lmao)

anyway, can you tell i'm projecting? there will almost certainly be more of these but i'll leave it here for now. (gotta speculate about andrews special interest at some point right?) send me any requests for aftg hcs please!!

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

Oh my loooord

The Reviews™ are in

I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.

OH MY GOD

WATCH THIS. PLEASE.

Lolololololoooooooolll ❗️❗️❗️

do you think that the guy playing he-man is wearing some kind of muscle body suit or those are his real muscles

cause like i don’t think a real person could look like that

also what an awesome ad good music choice too

<3 The single greatest commercial to ever exist in human history <3

I really wish I had been a fly on the wall when the Money Supermarket people approached Mattel.

“We’d like to use He-Man and Skeletor in our next commercial.”

“Well, that can certainly be arranged. What’s your commercial like?”

“Okay, so it begins with He-Man arriving at a bar…”

“An Eternian bar?”

“No, a bar here on Earth.”

“Uh…Okay?”

“…And inside sits Skeletor by the counter, he sees He-Man enter, and there’s tension as their eyes meet across the room. A voiceover says “He-Man and Skeletor saved at Money Supermarket, and now they feel…Epic!”

“Don’t know what that means, but okay.”

“The patrons all fall quiet as He-Man walks up to Skeletor and draws his sword…”

“…And then they fight!”

“No, He-Man uses his sword to start the jukebox!”

“…

…sorry, He-Man does what?”

“He starts the jukebox, and it starts playing “Time Of My Life”

“…you mean that song from Dirty Dancing?”

“Yes.”

“…He-Man and Skeletor fight to the music from Dirty Dancing?”

“No, they dance.”

“They WHAT?”

“He-Man hands his sword to a barmaid, and he takes Skeletors hand in his, and they begin dancing closely together, He-Man leading them in a reenactment of the final dance scene from Dirty Dancing.”

“…

…so…He-Man and Skeletor are…in love?”

“Obviously. So, they dance for a bit, but there’s a break as He-Man accidentally throws Skeletor through a wall…”

“…”

“…before He-Man then leads the entire bar in a choreographed dance number, which culminates in Skeletor jumping into He-Mans arms, and the voiceover says “He-Man and Skeletor, you’re so Money Supermarket!”

“…

…Wh…what does that even mean?”

“It’s memetic, trust me, the internet’ll love it. So what do you think?”

“…

…So you want to use He-Man and Skeletor…in a commercial for something called Money Supermarket…and have them slow dance together?”

“Yes.”

“That’s your commercial?”

“Yes. Well, one of them.”

“There’s another?”

“That’s right, now this second commercial begins in Skeletors lair…”

“Snake Mountain”

“No, a house in this little English town, like say a two-storey terraced house in a quiet little neighbourhood…”

“…”

“…Anyway, Skeletor is in his bedroom with his cat, not the big panther one, just a regular black housecat, and he starts slowly dancing as a voiceover says “Skeletor saved at Money Supermarket, and now he feels…Epic!” And then, Skeletor kicks down his front door and comes out dancing to the sound of the song from Fame!“

“FAME?”

“Yes, you know, the “I’m gonna live foreeeveeer” one, anyway, out in the street there’s this middleaged woman walking her dog, and Skeletor dances up to her and seductively thrusts his hips…“

“He WHAT???”

“…And the woman can’t help but join in. Then we cut to see Skeletor dancing down the street, still with the music playing, and the villagers all watching him pass by, he makes it into town and hands his magic staff to a boy, and the boy follows him with the staff as Skeletor really breaks out his best moves, and He-Man’s outside the supermarket loading up his trunk with groceries…”

“The trunk of his Attak-Trak all-terrain vehicle?”

“No, the trunk of his station wagon.”

“…”

“Anyway, Skeletor’s attracted quite the crowd at this point, and they’re all joining the party, right, and He-Man draws his sword…”

“Please don’t tell me he starts to dance with him again.”

“No, he holds it up and says his famous catchphrase, “By the Power of Grayskull!”, and he points at him and says “Skeletor, you’re so Money Supermarket!”, and Skeletor, obviously flattered, lets out his classic nyeh-heh-heh laugh.“

“Oh, God…”

“Anyway, that’s the commercial, what do you think? Can we use them?”

“…

get…out.”

“Sorry?”

“GET OUT!”

“Fine, I will, but you know, this isn’t very Money Supermarket of you!”

“GO! LEAVE! NOW!”

Later:

“So how did it go, did they accept?”

“Well, I didn’t hear a "no”, so…“

"Excellent, I’ll tell the filmcrew to move forward. Hey, come to think of it, do you think they’d let us have She-Ra doing "Footloose” in front of Hordaks henchmen?“

"I…wouldn’t push it.”

I now want a new commercial in which She Ra and Catra cut loose

foot loose

and kick off their sunday shoes :D

What did I just watch?!

The single best thing I watched as a child

Young teen? I can’t remember when this advert was on TV, but I frikin love it