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bauliya. she/her, dyke, 20s. kehwa my darling child. StoryGraph and Letterboxd is @bauliya.
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sometimes it becomes really obvious children haven’t been on earth v long because my mom and I were watching dunki with a 9 year old and when a character said he could make a fraudulent visa for five lakhs (roughly 5k USD) she said *gasps* my parents bought a whole house in Delhi for two lakhs!

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you know between the speedo clad magneto pinned to a giant metal x and charles leaving his entire estate to erik I think these brave bastards at xmen 97 are going to do it. they’re going to make cherik canon.

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i went into costco for the first time ever yesterday. i dont think ive ever been in a store that made me feel more like i was constantly in the way and everyone wanted to kill me

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god it was so stupid when people criticised barbie for doing basic or non intersectional or girlboss feminism or whatever when its target audience was not adults with postgrad degrees but girls whose classmates listen to andrew tate. like maybe it’s fine if 15 year old girls become uncritical man-haters a little bit because their peers are thinking rape should be legal. “the kens were right for becoming MRAs they were oppressed” Movies Exist in a DiscourseTM And This Was A Parable Teaching Girls That Society Is Patriarchal

it’s superficial feminism for girls who have been exposed to MRA content all their lives! it’s an improvement.

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winry really stayed up three whole nights for him and then woke up at ass o'clock in the morning just to say goodbye yet it took edward an idiot elric three more years to realise she loves him like wow the brain cells fullmetal where are they

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I also think the COVID-19 book purchasing boom was people wanting to take their zoom calls in front of full bookshelves

right in front of a bookshelf is also a very unnatural placement for a desk because wouldn’t you want to be in front of a window. who has a bookshelf in the middle of a room. yet in 2020 EVERYONE had a home library worthy of a 1960s tenured lit professor lmfao

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I also think the COVID-19 book purchasing boom was people wanting to take their zoom calls in front of full bookshelves