I salute the flag.

buy that transgender woman a large cut of high quality fresh farm-grown salmon from the store

they are doing innovative storytelling in the notes

I wish to propose a 5th option: The Beeb

Bee-sized birb.

this evil sword shit is so easy you don't even have to really attempt to corrupt your wielder anymore. you just say "that guy looks like a sinner" real casually while they're in the checkout line and they start sweating and glancing around them desperately

I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.

continuing to follow a beloved mutual but tag blocking all the fandoms they post about. baby i LOVE you but there is a demonic force that controls your interests.

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

i have really great news guys, despite it all

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the circle mage origin is so wild like you can prove yourself completely untrustworthy to any authority and duncan will be like "you know what? i like that. shows initiative. also blood magic isn't even that bad you're all pussies."

#the duncan hustle is out of this world#love that urge to make the sketchiest recruiting choices thank you king <3#antisocial and criminally inclined? welcome aboard!#awakening is of course so beautiful for putting you in the driver's seat of assembling the worst squad in ferelden#duncan passed the torch who am I to let him down this is what he'd want (via @outeremissary)

i just choked on my tea you're so right busting a dude out of your own prison and handing him a cup of darkspawn blood like if you're so motivated apply some of that energy to the blight <3 is just honoring duncan's memory

Love how mildly unhinged Duncan can be.

bud this isn't from 10 years ago this is from almost 20 years ago

happy 19th anniversary to freecupholder.exe

My favourite thing in the world is seeing folks act like real human beings around big celebrity personalities

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

ai is making people way too comfortable with being incompetent stupid and useless… go learn some skills

i think a loving thing u can do for yourself before a solo trip is to have a line item in ur budget, as critical and untouchable as Plane Tickets and Lodging, called Stupid. this money cannot be used for anything other than bailing u out of stupid situations

sometimes the Stupid moments are obvious like “my designated in-bag phone charger™️ is missing and my phone’s dying” or “i can’t find the goddamn bus stop it’s getting really late”, but sometimes they’re small like “huh the food at this bar i wanted to go to is pretty expensive”. the temptation to do the risky but cheap thing (walking around with a dead phone, getting lost, drinking on an empty stomach) over the expensive but safe thing (buy another charger at the closest shop, call a cab, pay too much for some mid-ass chicken gyozas bc though you do want to try the signature local beer it’s been a minute since you ate anything) is mitigated. it’s fine, u can assure yourself. take it out of the Stupid Budget