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@sleepysipher

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i know i have made this specific gripe before but from the salesfloor, with love: stop sidesaddling your cart you take up the entire goddamn aisle and knock over all my nice displays with your oblivious wide turns the handle is right there it is literally easier to push the cart than to pull it why do you do this i want you to stop as much as i want to understand aaaaaaauaughghghggghg

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my own fucking roommate..... this is what father gascoigignine meant by beasts all over the shop or whatever

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i have a theory that people feel silly putting their little hands together up on the handle, like it's too feminine or something

related: have you ever encountered one of these maniacs

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no but one time my coworker saw an instacart shopper finish loading up the cart into their trunk and instead of walking it back to the cart return they lifted it up and hurled it over the fence and down the hill into the road below

Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal

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your mama so birds we use to think she just dissapeared in winter but found out later about how that all worked