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im not as think as you drunk i am

@sleepymoritz / sleepymoritz.tumblr.com

hi

you’ve got to meet derek, he’s an absolute mad lad. out of fear of being hurt he withdrew to the point of effectively forfeiting his life. it continues to pass the daft cunt by

I love queer masculinity tbh shoutout to butches and leather daddies and so on and so forth. People with their keys on a carabiner clipped to their belt. You know

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What is Jimin?

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Kpop Idol from the boy group BTS

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Cool. Thanks.

What religious organization is BTS?

they’re a band

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Yeah I get that but what kind of religious music do they play?

I’m not a fan but I’m pretty sure their music isn’t religous

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Then how is Jimin like the Pope!?!

I think the implication is that the Pope is like an idol or rockstar for old people?

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Hm. Perhaps we should all stop the idolatry.

you heard heresylog, we gotta get rid of the pope

from your lips to gods' ears, heresylog

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Norville “Shaggy” Rogers would, in fact, say that gender is just, like, a social construct, man, but if you asked him what that means he would cheerfully admit that he has no idea.

“Its. like. A construct dude.” “A ronrstruct?” “Yeah, I think it means like, a robot.”

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my flatmate recently got her ears pierced and is rocking a set of simple studs with silver balls on the ends to keep them in place. today, she entered the kitchen and announced (unwisely) that she had to go to the tattoo shop as both her balls had fallen off. i would describe the atmosphere in the room at that moment as 'ecstatic'

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i do fancy me a face that's just not modern at all. boytoy coming straight out of a Minoan fresco. 13th century walking antique of a man in the year 2022.