This is fucking beautiful

Hollup she at jcpenny fucking up the violin to kanye

Æšthëtīç

oK But thisss

European raven

Turkish raven

North African raven

Himalayan raven

Western (American) raven

AUSTRALIAN RAVEN

look at it look at that weird birb it doesn’t know how to raven

other ravens: caw caw

australian ravens: aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

reblog to save a writer 

excellent resource

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

Pokemon GO パルクールで逃げまくる ピカチュウとヒトカゲ

DUDE. Oh, my god, you can just feel all the effort and love that was put into this video, this is amazing!

Happy 1st Birthday Cry Baby! (August 14, 2015) 

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

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Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

I caught my chicken sleeping on the job. x

@papoosh

Reblog

When you’re home alone for the night.

Cats Who Just Realized You Took Them To The Vet

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

I Miss You

Author: criminalized-writing Word Count: 930 Pairing: Spencer Reid x Reader Warning: None Song: I Miss You by Blink 182 Requested By: Anonymous

Hello there, The angel from my nightmare, The shadow on the background of the morgue. The unsuspecting victim of the darkness in the valley. We can live like Jack and Sally If we want.

     At that moment in Spencer’s life, he was alone. He was tired of not having anyone to come home to and spend his nights with. Then he met (Y/N). Her brightness came into his life and pulled him out of the darkness he had known for so long.

Where you can always find me And we’ll have Halloween on Christmas. And in the night we’ll wish this never ends, We’ll wish this never ends.

     (Y/N) and Spencer spent all their available time together. Their jobs took up most of their time, but when they were together they would spend hours watching movies or reading books. After a year of untainted, blissful romance, (Y/N) moved in with Spencer. They decorated their apartment to both their tastes, making the necessary departures with items they knew had to go. Everything was perfect.

I miss you, miss you I miss you, miss you

     (Y/N) slammed her lone house key on the counter and slid it toward Spencer on the other side. Her eyes were red and glossy as she looked up at him.

     “I’m done, Spencer.” She tried her best to keep her voice from shaking.

     “(Y/N), please,” a tear slid down his face, “please don’t do this. I don’t know what I’d do without you.” Spencer was gripping onto his last thread of hope.

     “I suggest you figure it out then.” She swallowed and turned on her heel. The slamming of the door was enough for that last thread of hope to snap in two.

Where are you? And I’m so sorry. I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight. I need somebody and always This sick strange darkness Comes creeping on so haunting every time.

     Spencer didn’t know where (Y/N) went after she left. He hadn’t slept since her departure. He would lay in his bed at night and think about her. He thought about the way her hair would spIay itself out on his chest while she slept, the way her vanilla perfume filled the air, the way she looked at him under the light of the moon. He swore he could still feel her lips ghosting over his skin. The darkness she had pulled him out of so easily was swallowing him up again.

And as I stared I counted The webs from all the spiders Catching things and eating their insides.

Like indecision to call you And hear your voice of treason. Will you come and stop this pain tonight? Stop this pain tonight.

     Spencer wanted to call her and work things out, but he knew he shouldn’t. She left weeks ago and was probably over him. She promised that it would be them forever, that nothing would tear them apart, and he was hell-bent on wanting it to stay that way. Spencer picked up his phone and dialed the number he memorized two years before.

     “Hello?” His breath hitched in his throat at the sound of her voice, the voice he could never get enough of.

     “(Y/N).”

     “Spencer? Why are you calling me so late? Is everything okay?” She was concerned. He wanted to lie to her, tell her he was fine, but he couldn’t bring himself to.

     “No. No, I’m not actually. (Y/N), I can’t stop thinking about you. Please come back. I need to stop hurting.” She was silent for a while. “Are you still there?”

     “Yeah. Spence, I don’t think that’s a good idea.” She admitted. “I don’t think we can go back to what we were. If it’s alright with you though, I’d like to still be friends.”

Don’t waste your time on me. You’re already the voice inside my head. (I miss you, miss you) Don’t waste your time on me. You’re already the voice inside my head. (I miss you, miss you)

     “I still want to be there for you, Spencer.” (Y/N) could hear him breathing.

     “I can’t stop thinking about you, (Y/N). It’s like everything we ever did, everything you ever said to me is playing repeatedly in my head, and I can’t stop it.” His voice broke slightly toward the end.

     “The wounds are still raw, Spencer. You just have to give them time to heal.” She explained. (Y/N) still loved him, but couldn’t get herself to go back to him. Her heart was telling her to go, but her brain was telling her not to.

     “How much time? You know more about all this relationship stuff more than I do.”

     “I don’t know. It’s different for everyone.” She said, wiping her eyes. She sniffled, trying to keep from losing it.

     “Are you crying?” Spencer asked her.

     “I’m trying not to.”

     “I’m sorry. Please don’t cry,” he pleaded. He always hated seeing her cry.

      “My friendship offer is still on the table. It always will.”

     “I don’t want you to waste your time on me.” He said after a while.

     “Spencer, I don’t see how I could be wasting my time on y-” He hung up before she could finish. He tossed the device into the never-ending sea of blankets on his bed and closed his eyes.

I miss you, miss you I miss you, miss you I miss you, miss you

“I miss you, miss you.”

Ghost Town // Warped Tour UK // Alexandra Palace, London // 18.10.15

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