You know I had to yabba dabba doo it to em

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

When your mom says no to McDonalds

OPEN RP

“Šít øñ Däddÿ Śāńtå’š łáp mÿ frēšh łìttłę tørbłè.” Śàñtâ whò wãš æçtüâłłÿ Tōrbjörôñõńœrñøbòńrjörñbjørñ íń å čłëvér dîšgūįśē jäñgłėd hīś bêéfÿ jïñgłę bëłłš ìń ã fēśtïvé bút śûłtrÿ mâńñèr.

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

do u ever get like water hungry…

Thirsty?

water hungry

You’d know if you went to elf practice

Fun Christmas idea:

Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

Mistlefoe™

SOMEONE’S HALLS ARE GETTING

DECKED

tis the season to get rekt

I don’t fuck with people who enjoy embarrassing/humiliating other people just to look cool. That shit make you look weak and miserable to the people who can see through yo bitch ass

Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.

The Scots were right all along

The Scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.

the Scots were right all along

het does not equal straight. Have we not learned this already, children?

just a question does anyone ever actually think before deciding to type things up on this website

throwback to when I nearly blinded myself with a watermelon

That body though I want you to make my hole look like that watermelon

me: i hate violence

also me: *sees a trump supporter*

being a democrat is embarrassing lol

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch

BRIE FOUND A BUNCH OF SANTA STOCK IMAGES AND NOW SHE WON’T LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE