Rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to! put your music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people.

1. Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

2. Ramones - Go Mental

3. Karma To Burn - Patty Hearst’s Closet Mantra

4. Lenny Green - Bigfoot USA

5. Black Sabbath - N.I.B

6. Gillian Welch - Caleb Meyer

7. Unrestful Movements - Anti Trend

8. Acid King - Electric Machine

9. Helen Reddy - Angie Baby

10. The Cramps - Monkey With Your Tail

I was tagged by: @darthperineum

I shall tag: @kindofblueeyes

@kindofash

@mechazilla94

@mackdreamer

@pinkroseutena-blog

@kattidya

@wrestlezaynia

@cochise-the-shaman

@ajignited

@coochiejesus

Caravan palace- bother swing

Jonna jinton- welcoming spring with kulning

FAUN- Walpurgisnacht

Animal in me - Heathens cover

Barns Courtney- fire

Skald- Run

Ashley Serena- tili tili bom

Marina Brouwere- hunchback of Notre Dame out there cover

Erutan- Jabberwocky

Tempest Shadow- open up your eyes

Tagging: @glitsenthepinkneko @fanfarekid @krystal280791 @cat-turtle-art @lugia731v @miethrasifan @fenth-eiria @yesttoheaven @darling-leech

@the-fandom-nerd @okairagiso @2-bit-diabolik @hutchesonian

@redrosessoulcabin @ladynoirelf

1. What You Do To Me by Straight Line Stitch 

2. One Last Time by LP

3. The Other Side by Sirenia 

4. Hit Me Like A Man by The Pretty Reckless

5. Stolen Dance by Milky Chance

6. Strange Love by Halsey 

7. Down To The Bottom by Dorothy 

8. Lay Me Down by In This Moment

9. Boogeyman by Dead Posey 

10. Oh Lord by In This Moment

Tagging: @m-is-for-mungo, @tender-vittles, @myqueenmarceline, @scenerdoth777, @sexyshortcake, @mostly-stimssssssss, @lyricz-skittlez, @staarblaster, @drovenna, and @justcallmebuttlord. 

Via Spotify qvq

Doctor by Jack Stauber, Weight of the World by Crown of the Empire, 6am by HM Surf, Seven Nation Army cover by Melanie Martinez, Sucker for Pain by Lil Wayne/Wiz Khalifa/Imagine Dragons, Oh Ana by Mother Mother, Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie, Castle by Halsey, Nobody by Mitski and American Idiot by Green Day.

Play along ==> @heres-wonderwall @sleeplessmcficbitch q-q

1: gasoline by halsey

2: thistle and weeds by mumford and sons

3: voodoo by get scared

4: holiday by green day

5:that fuckin rasputin song. hell yeah.

6: body by mother mother

7: rhythm of love by the plain white ts

8: peach scone by hobo johnson

9: sweet hibiscus tea by penelope scott

10: second chance by shinedown

give it a go @sleeplessmcficbitch

1: I wanna be your slave by Måneskin

2: Magic Dance by David Bowie

3: GUY.EXE by Superfruit

4: Human by Rag'n'Bone Man

5: Sixteen Tons sung by Geoff Castellucci

6: Whisper By Burn the Ballroom

7: Half a Man by Dean Lewis

8: Poison & Wine by The Civil Wars

9: Dancing with your Ghost by Sasha Sloan

10: Lullaby for a Stormy Night by Vienna Teng

Basically I'm sad, I have a lot of trauma to work on, and my Spotify called me horny with the first song. Also called me goblin gay but that's another topic entirely

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

The balls on this guy

Anyway we need more of these people

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

oh how far you’ve come, Satan post

oh how far you’ve come

IT’S BACK

OH MY GOD IT HAS RETURNED AND IT’S LONGER THAN BEFORE!

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

“Please oh please open up your computer to a porn virus! If you don’t you’re evil!”

Freeloader Comin’ through!

We didn’t start this war internet users have with ads - We might have moaned about banner ads, but it was only when they started making noises when we might be listening to music or a podcast or whatever, causing two sound sorces at once, that we started trying to block ads universally rather than just a specific type of ad (pop ups).

And since then ads have gotten worse - Actual malware rather than merely breaking one of the fundamental sins of web design - though shalt not autoplay anything with sound. And the more aggressive a website is with ‘please turn off adblock’ the less I trust it to bother to vet ads and advertisers to make sure they’re not installing malware.

Not to mention that the idea that avoiding ads is “freeloading” is hilariously backward. Advertisement is a transaction between the platform and the advertiser, the user has no obligation to provide the views/clicks the platform has promised. Using an adblocker isn’t freeloading in the same way that leaving the room to get a snack during a commercial break isn’t cheating the tv network.

Ok y’all, I work as a web developer and I’m here to tell you that you are 100% right and that it’s shit. SO I’m going to tell you how to get around websites that block you from using their website if you’re using an adblocker. 

Every website uses a language called JavaScript; long story short it’s a website language that allows developers to do the crazy shit you see on websites. Now the easiest thing to do is to disable JavaScript to stop them from knowing you have an adblocker:

Oh no! I’m blocked from viewing the website. It would be a terrible shame if I were able to right click and select the “inspect” feature

Click the three dots in the top right and open the “Settings” Menu

And then scrolled down to “Debugger” and checked the “Disable Javascript Option”

And then just refreshed the page

Reblogging to save my life

saving a life

Dib really said “ZORBGORBIGOILIGLYTHEENDOFTHEWORLDWEGARAREGARAREGA”

People who try to tell me things are ‘not that deep’ fundamentally misunderstand me, I am not a fish desperately in search of the ocean, I am a magpie that roves the canons, searching for shiny things to put in my nest. Whether or not it actually is given deep narrative weight by canon itself is of secondary importance to the fact that it has the potential to be interesting, and thus, I covet it.

“It’s not that deep”

Maybe not originally, but the ground is soft and I’m ready to dig.

“The ground is soft and I’m ready to dig” is the best description of the fanfic attitude I’ve ever seen. 

A list of little Sally Facts to spice up your fanart/fanfics

Alternate title: I Would Literally Profess My Love To You If You Draw/Write Smth About It

(With RECEIPTS! DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE MY NERD ASS)

(I will update this upon finding new stuff; check the notes!)

In-game:

- Ashley is bad at maths (ep2) (Just a quick reminder since ep2 was like 1.5 years ago)

- Ashley is good at arts&crafts in general, not just drawing (ep3, her locker)

- Ashley is just as much of a geek as the rest of the gang (ep3, her and Sal’s lockers)

- Sal can cry with his one remaining eye, not both (the end of ep3, if his single tear is anything to go by)

- Sal hates coffee (ep4, interacting with coffee maker)

- Sal has red, green, black and blue spare eyes (ep4, on the nightstand under the masks) (Also, the black eye kinda looks sclera-lenses-like? The iris seems bigger then the others.)

- Edit 7/1: Looks like Larry is a Zelda nerd (an ocarina on the shelf and a Master Sword poster in his room, plus a lil Triforce scribbled on his backpack).

Interview with Tolma4 Team:

- Sal has depression (it’s not that unknown, just reminding y’all)

- Sal likes applesauce, Larry would probably like watermelons

- Sal loves movies

- Ashley bites her nails when nervous/bored

- Larry is pretty confident in himself

- Larry has family in Spain

- Both Sal and Larry love pizza (btw, Larry’s a pepperoni guy)

- By the end of ep2 Larry has seen Sal’s face and knows what happened

Steve’s tumblr:

- Gizmo is spoiled rotten by Sal (and also cuddles w/him and cheers him up)

- Sal has crappy eyesight (well, duh, he lacks an eye, so depth perception and stuff, but his remaining one could possibly be not that good itself?)

- In ep2 Sal was just starting out with the guitar stuff

Steve’s twitter:

- Sal wears dresses (okay, this one spreaded like wildfire, but I’m putting it here just in case someone doesn’t know yet)

- If Sal ever got drunk, he’d be a happy drunk

- Gizmo is possibly staying with Neil after the events of Ep4

- Lisa and David believe in astrology

- Sal and Larry occasionally change their hairstyles (to the person that said that Larry doesn’t wear a ponytail: eat my fist)

- Sal absolutely loved Christmas when he was a kid; after his mom’s death this love took a nosedive, but when he got new friends he grew to love it again

- Sal and Larry’s probable Halloween costumes: Leatherface/Michael Myers/Darth Vader for Sal, Dracula/Frankenstein’s Monster/Wolf Man for Larry

- Sal likes Math and Creative Writing

- Larry possibly watches Bob Ross vids

- Sal likes nail polish (I REPEAT, SAL LIKES NAIL POLISH, WE STAN A LEGEND)

- Larry smokes occasionally, Sal doesn’t smoke at all

- In addition to depression and anxiety, Sal also has migraines

- Sal might be a bit afraid of dogs, but he loves animals in general, and that includes dogs too

- Sal doesn’t have Jersey accent, his dad might have a hint of it

- Sal’s hobbies: movies, video games, reading, writing (Conclusion: Sal writes fanfics, and you can try fighting me)

-  Sal is 5'1’’, Larry is 5'8’’ (You wanted to know how tiny Sal is? The answer: FUCKING TINY.)

- Ep1: the cop’s name is James, the detective’s name is Wayne (Maybe smb needs it.)

Just for funsies:

- Sal thinks that sharks are kinda cool

(bls like/reblog if you liked it! Tumblr is being a bitchwaffle and not showing posts w/links in search results!)

reblog for noises

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

Me, before I played the video: Okay they can’t be THAT weird can they?

Me, watching the video: what the fUCK

(AUTO POST)

I’ve had people asking me about plus-sized binding tips, and I’ve been at a loss because I’m, like, the toy version of a transgender?? So these r for u!

gosh i needed this post thanks op

AAAAAAAAAAA

For our trans men/nonbinary followers!

June 2019 - Protesters in Hong Kong use traffic cones to contain the gas from tear gas grenades, then drown them in water. [video]

reblogging for uh. pure scientific purposes

Reblogging to inspire Venezuelan protesters

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

is this legit?

This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR?  BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”

Believe this man.  He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Midle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times.  Also: speaks elvish.

Yes.

audio

this funky little wooden dude is off the shits

I’ll say it this time: for the love of all that is holy unmute this

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

Omgggg the sounds.

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

The fans shouting "f*ck trump" in the background live on fox news. Happy Sunday yall

                     FUCK TRUMP & FUCK FOX "NEWS"

I have exactly one (1) lifehack for every adult thing and that is “admit your ignorance to customer service people”

no, seriously! I know how nothing in adult life works, but I have learned it by calling up the customer service division of whatever agency I am having a problem with and then just asking about whatever the problem is, emphasizing my complete lack of knowledge about the thing.

my actual literal script for these interactions: “Hi, my name is [name]. This is my problem: [problem]. I don’t know how [adult thing] works. could you explain how [adult thing] works?” it fucking works every time.

me: I keep getting conflicting information as to whether my therapist is covered by my health insurance. I don’t know anything about health insurance, so this is very confusing to me. could you explain why this might be happening? health insurance customer service: it’s because your normal health insurance is X company but your mental healthcare is subcontracted out to Y company, and Y covers your therapist but X doesn’t. just always bill Y when you go to your therapist and you’ll be fine.

me: I accidentally put the wrong date to pay my credit card off and I’m afraid it will post before I get paid. this is my first credit card so I don’t know what I’m doing. could you tell me when it will post? customer service person: it will send a message to your bank today, but your bank won’t respond to it until tomorrow when you get paid, so you’re fine. and even if it does bounce, the fee is only $25 and you qualify for a waiver.

me: I went to an urgent care place that said they’d take my health insurance, but now i have a big bill. I don’t know how billing works: can you explain why the amount is so much for such a routine trip? customer service person: it’s because you were out of network at the time. however, since your insurance hasn’t covered the cost of care, the urgent care people should refund you for the cost of the services you paid for. me: [gets actual check in mail for the $200 I spent on testing my pee]

I would not recommend this method for retail (for the love of god, do not tell a sleazy car dealer that you don’t know how cars work), and sure, sometimes you have to speak to the manager or threaten a credit card chargeback or whatever you need to do. but 99% of the time, speaking nicely and admitting to needing help has worked wonders for me, and means I don’t have to stew in terror over doing some adult thing Wrong.

This 100% goes for appliance support as well. If you dont have your instructions or don’t understand how the appliance works or have forgotten the customer service person will CHEERFULLY go through step by step if you admit you don’t know and don’t shout. Usually we can solve the issue, unless you cut your dishdrawer in half so it’ll fit on your boat then i can’t help I’m afraid.

that… that sounds like an awfully specific example 👀

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

Bill Nye has what feels like a valid anti-hero/supervillain origin story. Young, optimistic scientist dedicates his life to educating children about science, but then watch as those same kids grow up to ignore science and continue to destroy the earth. So in a fit of rage/act of desperation he activates Super ScientistTM mode and becomes his superpowered persona and starts killing billionaires in ridiculous over-the-top fourth grade science fair experiment related ways.

Tbh, I’d help him

Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye’s nameless henchperson

tenants: wow i sure am glad my pet is safe inside at home. a home i pay to live in with my own money.

landlords:

guillotine your local landlord

fun activity: lesbians, describe your theoretical taste in men

i see everybody’s got their third eye open today 

ok so you’re all just talking about thor

Had a realization in a dream I just had that this isn’t real and I can just do whatever I want and so I started shrinking the face of this guy that was talking to me and then once it got real small I woke up sleep paralyzed

I was given godlike powers over the universe by realizing it’s all in my head and the first thing I did was use them to torment the nearest man

And the actual God woke me up and put me into a 5 minute timeout to lay frozen and think about what I’ve done