Arctic Cat demands walkies! 😾

@seanopher

current mood

im breaking up with my girlfriend because she keep criticizing my music tastes

ed sheeran is a goblin and i hate him

I was going to defend u Tori but I’m with ur gf on this one

IT'S NOT EVEN JUST ED SHEERAN IT'S LITERALLY ALL MY MUSIC

THE ONLY THING WE CAN AGREE ON IS THE KILLERS IS GOOD

“what size pussy you wear” is top 5 best sentences of all time

*sexy lady in a mobile war game* help we are fucking under attack

🌽: why did the tomato blush 🍅: why 🌽: because he saw the salad dressing 🍅: lol girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn’t even hurt

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

oh my god this girl sounds incredible

This is LITERALLY me

“She’s not emo or anything like that, she’s very beautiful” This Emophobia?????? 😒😒😒😒 i’m Disgusted