AllTimeBlow

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

I saw people touching each other in front of me in science

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

it’s really funny bc like listening to english majors talk about their classes or projects theyre really articulate and they use complex words and stuff and it’s very prestigious sounding and then you listen to science majors and if theyre just talking amongst themselves it sounds more like “yeah i put the compound in the thing and honestly i was hoping for a little boom but all i got was a sizzle i dont know what i did wrong.”

You should date me cuz:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

i feel so uncomfortable 

what the fuck is this

being punk is an actual excuse

fucking finally

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

Let’s just take a moment to realise that in three years time Green Day have been together 30 years and Blink 182 25 years

ALEX TWEETED ME I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

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