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*relaxing sword music*

@sleepingreader / sleepingreader.tumblr.com

If I can make one person smile, it will have been worth it. Hi, I’m Ella. 27, she/her, Part time poet and full time friend. Lover of bad jokes and good stories. If you read this, I probably already like you.

druid-bard: "we have the money to pay for that"

chaotic evil warlock-bard who has a background in being in basically the most infamous thieves guild in the realm: "but im here"

Tiffany Aching is the ultimate weird little girl. Terry Pratchett went 'actually it's fine if you're angry and petty and overlooked and want to be selfish sometimes even if that's not a role you feel like you can play within your family structure. Also reading the dictionary is normal'

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Rocking chairs are proof autism and ADHD have always existed, there is no way a neurotypical person said “what if there was a special chair for rocking back and forth in”

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stop mentioning babies on this post I don’t believe in them

can’t think of a good fictional plot line? just make the moon do weird shit.

can’t think of a good

fictional plot line? just make

the moon do weird shit.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

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dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞