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Sagittarius, Slytherin, and ENFP-T personality member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
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oxydiane
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oxydiane

daily reminder that at the age of thirteen ron weasley was dragged inside what he believed to be the most haunted place in the entire britain by somebody he believed to be a mass murderer on the loose and stood on a broken leg to shield harry from said murderer. he was thirteen absolutely terrified and injured and he stood up to a convicted murderer to protect harry. i have never in my life doubted why he was the person harry would miss most

weaslxtte
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weaslxtte

Snazzy parts of the books that weren't in the movies:

  • Harry beating up draco
  • Ron punching draco
  • Harry and ginnys ACTUAL first kiss
  • "Theres no need to call me sir professor"
  • Charlie weasley
  • Ted and andromeda
  • Angelina yelling at harry for getting detentions
  • "Have a biscuit potter"
  • Ron and hermiones ACTUAL first kiss
  • "Hello are you an imprint of a departed soul?"
  • Roonil wazlib
  • Harry trashing dumbledores office
  • Lavenders bunnie died wait thats not snazzy
  • "I forgot" "lucky you"
  • Harry using crucio on one of the carrows when they spat at mcgonogall
  • Harry telling krum that ginny has a boyfriend at bill and fleurs wedding
  • The Hogwarts kitchens
  • Stan being a deatheater wait thats not snazzy either
  • Harry calling umbridge a cow in front of dumbledore
  • Remus pretending he's not 110% involved in making the marauders map
  • "They hated each other" "nah they didn't"
  • Freds death scene THIS ISN'T SNAZZY
4remus
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4remus

i’m really glad that they never made a marauders film adaptation because it is so perfect in my head that they will never meet my expectations and just end up disappointing and ruining it for me

dead-james-potter-deactivated20

okay okay but imagine if sirius didn't know how to say regulus as a child and for that reason he called him "reggie"

and then, years later, when lots of people called him reggie, he would get mad and say "its regulus"

but never to sirius.

he would never openly say that sirius was allowed to call him reggie, but he wouldn't correct him when he did do it either, he just pretended not to hear.

regulus never corrected sirius when he called him "reggie", because the way he saw it it was like sirius' original thing. it was a black brothers childhood thing.

fandomfatigue
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fandomfatigue

“Sirius was the fun dad” sirius black canonically sent Harry letters all throughout 4th and 5th year reminding him to stay safe and be careful who he trusts and probably he should just not go out of the castle alone. Sirius sees one (1) security breach in the Hogwarts castle and immediately gets to writing Harry a note that says nothing but the words “Harry no”

apoetsworld
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apoetsworld
Voldy: TELL ME WHERE THE ORDER IS! IF YOU DARE LIE SO HELP ME I WILL MURDER YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY Sirius *thinking about how reg is dead, andromeda was previously disowned and therefore so is her family line, Narcissa is already married to Lucius and Bella has gone mad*:yeah yk mate i think they're at mcdonalds
lazywonderlvnd
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lazywonderlvnd

happy birthday to harry james potter here’s some reasons why he always has been and always will be one of my favorite characters in all of fiction:

  • was treated like garbage his entire childhood and still has an inexhaustible capacity for love and forgiveness
  • u can talk shit abt him but if u talk shit abt his friends he’ll launch a brutal verbal tirade against u
  • god tier sense of humor. sarcasm level 100 never misses
  • bravest boy on earth??? this kid found out he had to DIE to get rid of some crazy ass evil dictator and literally walked stone cold to his own death to save everyone else??
  • let’s not forget he liked his lightning scar at first before he found out what it rly was :( he thought it was cool :(
  • unheard of emotional maturity for a teenager. instantly understood that ron was insecure abt being the youngest boy in his family and not having a lot of money and always tried to find ways to make him feel better abt it
  • had cute lil daydreams abt being the triwizard champion before he got forced into it for real
  • UNmatched bisexual energy, literally always sizing everyone up and declaring them attractive or monstrous, no in between
  • so so humble abt his talents and abilities yes but also SO arrogant abt his moral code. he said my moral compass is the correct one and i will follow that and ur rules and laws can truly eat my ass and honestly that’s so sexy of him
  • animals always like him 😔
  • literally BORN to wield power and not abuse it. boy destroyed the elder wand bc he liked his old one better
  • drinks his respect women juice every morning and every night before bed rmr when he got so righteously offended that hermione suggested he thought the prince couldn’t be a woman bc he didn’t think a woman could be that smart
  • also rmr when he choked out mundungus for stealing shit from grimmauld djebfjnwbfne
  • literally so stubborn that the imperius curse barely works on him lmaoooo
  • successfully used crucio to defend mcgonagall’s honor like?? ok king go off!!
  • just the best boy in the whole world. that’s all
apoetsparacosm
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apoetsparacosm

“My problem isn’t that my favorite characters aren’t real; it’s that I’m not fictional. I don’t want them to be real. What I desperately wish is that I could be fictional with them. It’s not that I want them here with me in this mundane and ordinary world; it’s that I want to join them in their extraordinary one”

-unknown

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that-bitch-kat3

i personally think it’s very funny that the Noble house of black just named all of their kids after constellations for the fucking aesthetic. Like these are some of the shittiest people you will ever meet and theyve probably got a cousin named Sagittarius

apoetsworld
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apoetsworld
Reg: Some people are like slinkies. James: Explain. Reg: relatively useless, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs. James: please don’t push your brother down the stairs- Reg: you can’t stop me.