a redemption poll from that last dog name one i did:

reblog for a larger sample <3

god i love little kids, they're like aliens, they're so bizarre.

i hung out with some pre-k kids today and told them my birthday was yesterday and it was absolutely Not Computing to them that i didn't get presents so they were bringing me random shit (pinecone, tiny rock, crust from sandwich, some smushed blades of grass, etc etc) and one kid brought me a handful of sand and as he was holding it out to show me how shiny it was, noticed there was an ant in it, and his instinct for some fucking reason was to lean down and suck in a mouthful of the sand/ant???????? and sent himself into a coughing fit. literally what and why the fuck would anyone do that

This is the reason I'm probably going for elementary when I apply to be a paraprofessional lmao

This single handedly revived my hope for humanity 😭❤️

Nothing to say except look at my snake 🐍

I got another snake 🐍 🤪

You know. Some people could really stand to get more comfortable with the idea of “you shouldn’t say that because it’s mean”. Especially with really common body shaming and straight up bullying lines.

“You shouldn’t make ugly bald jokes because what if a transman on T sees it!”

“You shouldn’t make virgin jokes because what if someone who’s asexual sees it!”

How about you just don’t make them because they’re mean. How about people can be balding or a virgin for a number of reasons and also don’t deserve to be routinely made fun of. How about saying that the reason you shouldn’t make x joke because it spares x specific identity’s feelings also let’s them know that you actually have no problem saying or thinking bald people are ugly or virgins are stupid or etc but you’re just not saying it in front of them. How about you understand this kind of body shaming and bullying especially in a very public setting online are always going to have way more unintended damage to people who did nothing wrong than damage to the person you’re upset with.

Sometimes the best reason to not make a bad joke like that is because it’s fucking mean.

I was made fun of for being a virgin at LITERALLY 14 YEARS OLD.

AUTISM RULES.

I have ADHD, and when I was little, probably like 5 or 6, I told him I wanted to be a paleontologist when I grew up. He asked me if I knew what that was, and I explained it to him in as much detail as a 5 or 6 year old could. He was so stunned he just nodded and said, "Okay, then."

Ps. I don't remember any of this. My mom tells me this story from time to time when I think I'm dumb or stupid because it's her favorite and makes her laugh every time

“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me

I just personally prefer country, I was raised on it. Has nothing to do with racism.

Adorable little thing that I wanted to share

Mine is not a dwarf. She's just a little shit.

despite their duck-like bills and webbed feet, the duck-billed platypus (often known simply as the platypus) is not a bird, but a very unique mammal. this species, endemic to eastern australia, has a number of unique adaptations. they are one of only five species of mammal who lay eggs rather than give live birth. they forage for around 10-12 hours daily, primarily for small aquatic invertebrates like crayfish; they use electroreception to locate their prey. the species is also biofluorescent, turning bluish-green under UV light. male platypuses are also venomous; they have a spur on the back of their hind flippers that produces a venom that can be harmful to humans. females have a small spur, but are not venomous. these creatures are largely antisocial and as such produce few vocalizations, as they rarely communicate among their own species.

The Platypus is me fr

ANDREW GARFIELD summer boy, living the best life.

"His job is beach"

(source)

I showed this to my mom, and she's like, "whew, I think I understand."

TM-fucking-I, trigger warning, whatever have you.

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I literally ripped a half inch gash in my vulva yesterday after I slipped off my bike seat and landed squarely crotch-first onto the frame. I swear to God, I have never known pain like that. My hands and shorts were covered in blood, it was awful.

My friend had dumped his bike and came running up to see if I was okay and all my dumb ass could think to whimper was "...it doesn't just hurt boys..." 😥

All that is to say I'm pouting because """self-care""" is 100% off the menu for a while so I'm drawing a sweet, cuddly MSR piece to soothe myself.

OMFG RIP 😭🤚

Your daily dose of cat memes

These are pics of them with a tiktok filter bc I think they look cute and funny at the same time 🐱❤️

Like the song "Bastards" said. ... I wish they hadn't used slurs in reference to people of other ethnicities, but we really aren't all that different. The amount of melanin in our skin or what we believe in is no excuse to ostracize people, call them names, or murder them. In the end, we're all made of the same stuff. I wish more people cared less about what other people do with their lives and focused more on themselves and being a good person and finding peace and happiness for themselves. I truly hope we can find our way to this kind of world.

this is a bit heavyhanded but shhhhh shhhh

Does he know how STUPID he sounds¿? You don't break rules with logic and good engineering behind you. You literally threw those out when you knowingly built and operated an unsafe submersible vehicle 😭

When the teacher uses your name as a good example.

Me when my freshman English teacher told the class that, "Brianna's hardly here, and she passed all her finals! We know it's not your fault, sweetie, you have a genuine reason, but still."

Ps. I was really sick. I had a weird intestinal infection called "Ileitis" (an infection of the very end of the ¿small? intestine called the Ileum) that they didn't find for 8 months, and then it took an extra like 2 or 3 months to go away completely before I felt better.