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noodle

@sleepdeprivedanddyinginside

a lover of many things

i want to have an incredible girlfriend who is awesome, has a kickass sense of style, loves flowers and running out in the rain.

i want to sneak out with her and dance in the rain. we can go to a local Mcdonald’s at 1 am to eat pure junk and complain about politics as she judges me for dipping my fries in my milkshake. i want to give her a fry to try dipping it in her shake and she loves it, but pretends like she doesn’t.

i want to go into a park and talk about all of our secrets and what we want in our future. i want to tell her everything that upsets me, and i’ll listen to her stories she wants to share. i want us to poke fun at each other, just so the mood isn’t too depressing.

i want to drive two towns over to the closest movie theater late at night, just so we can watch a horror movie together on the big screen. i’ll get scared and and maybe teary eyed, but she’ll hold my hand, softly laugh, and say, “it’s just a movie, don’t worry!”

i want to drive back home with her, blare the music we like in her car and just have fun.

she can drive me back to my house, and i’ll give her a little kiss before she leaves, maybe a hug. we’ll joke about how we don’t like gay shit and how the homos are bad.

i’ll sneak back into my room and smile, excited to see her again tomorrow.

god fucking damn it i want a girlfriend.

Okay imagine John and Sherlock are still pining for each other but John is living at 221b again with a child that might or might not be biologically his. He gives his three year old daughter a kiss and she asks “why did you kiss me?” and John says “Because I love you and I wanted to show you” and then she says “Then why don’t you ever kiss Sherlock?” And John starts sweating as she starts throwing a tantrum that will only end if he kisses Sherlock.

John brushes Rosie’s thin, blonde curls off her forehead and presses his lips between her eyes. She smiles as he pulls back and tucks another stray curl behind her ears.

“Daddy?” she asks, laying back and allowing him to pull the covers up to her chin.

“Yes, sweetheart?”

“Why do you kiss me?”

John chuckles warmly. “Because, my darling, I love you and want to show you.”

As she settles into her blankets, a crease forms where her eyebrows are furrowed in thought, an expression she no doubt picked up from Sherlock. John’s heart warms in the way it only ever does when he sees Sherlock’s traits shining through in his little girl.  

“Daddy?” 

“Hm?”

“If you kiss me because you love me, then why don’t you ever kiss Sherlock?”

John’s breath catches in his throat as his insides freeze. Of all the things he expected to come out of his daughter’s mouth just now, that was certainly not one of them. 

“What-”

“Because you love Sherlock, right?” she stated more than asked, as if pointing out that the sun rises every morning. 

“I … c-certainly l-love -”

“And he loves you too?”

“He … I don’t -” 

“Then why don’t you?” she persisted, an irritated whine creeping into her voice as her bottom lip jutted out.

“Rosie, honey …”

“WHY NOT, DADDY?” she wailed.

“Rosie!” John prepared to raise his voice as well, sensing one of her world-famous tantrums coming along.

“That’s not fair to him!! How will he know that you love him too if you never kiss him goodnight?!” 

“Rosie, hush right now.”

“NOT FAIR!! And it’s not very nice, Daddy!!”

“I’m going to count to thr -”

“NOT NICE!! WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME!”

John reached out to console his distraught daughter but was met with the world’s most Sherlock-esque pout and an angry pair of crossed arms. 

“Rosie-”

“NO!!”

“Everything alright up here?” came Sherlock’s familiar voice at the door.

Dear god … John thought, panic rising and sweat pooling at his temple. He could not have arrived to help at a worse time.

“She’s fine. She’s just having a -”

“How come Daddy never kisses you?!” Rosie demanded. 

And there it was. John pinched the bridge of his nose. Although his eyes were tightly shut, he could feel Sherlock’s questioning stare at the back of his neck. Time seemed frozen in that moment, as neither of them dared move first.

“Why doesn’t he … kiss me?” His breath caught almost unnoticeably on the ‘k.’ 

“Ignore her. Rosie you need to go to sleep.”

“But you said you love him!!”  I swear to f- “You need to kiss Sherlock goodnight too. It’s only fair, Daddy.”

John finally looked at his daughter. Rosie had that look in her eyes that said she would sit there all night with her arms crossed at him until she got what she wanted.  Behind him, he heard Sherlock awkwardly shuffling from foot to foot in the doorway, likely regretting he ever came upstairs.  John finally exhaled in exhaustion, not wanting to deal with Rosie’s attitude any longer. 

“You want me to kiss Sherlock goodnight?” She simply cocked her head in response, her eyebrows still furrowed together. “Fine. Sherlock, come here.” 

His stomach churned and he hoped to god that Sherlock would bear this with him in good spirit. The last thing he wanted to do was make him uncomfortable. Or worse, damage their only recently repaired relationship.

He finally turned to look at his flat mate and best friend, who seemed flushed and frozen to the spot.  God, please Sherlock, just do this for me- for her. John stood and tugged on his sleeve, leading him to the side of Rosie’s bed, where she stared up at them in expectation.

He gave Rosie a pointed look as if to say ‘happy?’ before turning to Sherlock. Of all the times he imagined something like this happening, it was never in this context. His stomach flipped again as he leaned up on his tip-toes and pecked a quick, chaste kiss to Sherlock’s cheek.

 Immediately, he felt his face heat up to an alarming temperature, butterflies swarming in his stomach. Glancing up, he saw that Sherlock seemed to be malfunctioning. He hadn’t moved an inch aside from his wildly fluttering eyelashes.

John relaxed and grinned. “Happy?” he said to Rosie. She uncrossed her arms, but the line of confusion remained fixed on her forehead. He pulled the sheets back up around her, congratulating himself on his handling of the situation. It went much smoother than he thought. As soon as Sherlock came to his senses, all would be back to normal. Now if he could just tuck Rosie in … 

“But Daddy …” Oh Christ, what now.  “That’s not how you kiss me goodnight.” Dread settled again in the pit of John’s stomach. 

“John,” came Sherlock’s voice, sounding small and vulnerable. “It’s alright.” John released another exhausted breath and stood again. The nervousness he felt last time wasn’t there anymore. This time there was an entirely new tension present as he approached Sherlock.

He slowly reached up and cupped the back of Sherlock’s neck, pulling him down. Sherlock’s eyes never left his as he pushed a dark curl out of the way and tenderly pressed his lips to his forehead. An electric charge seemed to buzz through him at the contact. He lingered just a bit too long, feeling Sherlock tremble slightly beneath the touch.  When he pulled away, Sherlock’s eyes bore into him with new understanding. The corner of John’s lip twitched up in response.

They stayed like that, noses inches from touching, John’s fingers threading into his nape curls until Rosie spoke up.

“There. Now Sherlock knows you love him too. Daddy, can you turn the lamp off please?” John could hear the satisfied smile in her voice before looking. She closed her eyes and nestled into the mattress as he turned the lamp off, leaving only her ballerina nightlight to illuminate the room. As he retreated, he gently took Sherlock’s hand and led him out, closing the door behind them.

They stood outside looking at their feet for what seemed like several minutes. Finally, John chuckled and ran his hand through his hair.

“Look Sherlock, sorry about-” he started, but was cut off by Sherlock leaning down and pressing a soft kiss to his hairline.

“I love you too, John” his voice rumbled just between them, a playful twinkle in his watering eyes.

His grin stretching wide and his heart swelling, John tugged his pajama shirt back down to press their lips together. After a moment of shock adjustment Sherlock stepped in closer and timidly gripped his biceps. John returned his hand to its previous place in his nape curls and placed the other one on his cheek. Their kiss deepened, and hands roamed cautiously, not wanting to break whatever spell had overcome them both. They kissed until a sleepy mumble from Rosie through the door caused them to break apart. Foreheads pressed together, they basked momentarily in what had just happened.

“Er, should we … downstairs?”

“Yes.”

Yassss. Here for it

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Coming into a fandom late

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

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Accuracy at its best

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

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all of this shit…lol

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

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This gets better every time I see it. 

Being in a dead fandom…

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

The accuracy hurts.

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

This just gets better..

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

Fandom hell in general

Yes.

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Being in a fandom that actually works together

Why is this so true? All of it.

being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

Being in a fandom you never meant to join

I love this. and it’s gotten better

After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

THIS IS A TUMBLR RELIC! ALWAYS REBLOG!

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

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oops my hand slipped

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nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

so yeah

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

I have a need…..I must add to this…

still waiting for the smut

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

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OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

THERES MORE

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

ITS BACK OMG

Omg it’s here!

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

Ok I tried because this is so cute 

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

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IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

ITS BACK

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

this is now a tumblr web comic, who knows when the next upate is, all we know is its gonna be fucking amazing when it happens 

best thing ever

Traditional style (Sorry the picture quality is really bad) but here is my (super short) update!!

(The text says : Movie? I won’t be late!)

my contribution!

This is beautiful

Love it

OMG I REMEMBER THIS!!! AND THIS IS SO LONG NOW AND SO ADORABLE!!! I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT ART STYLES!!

I love this so much. For multiple reasons. One all of the different art styles. Two I have been seen this post around Tumblr ever since I first came here. And three ever since I first came it’s been getting longer and better ever cents!

This is some cute shit

This has been here since the start of my blog and it’s one of my favourite posts that I had on my dash and it still is

Even after all this time I’m so invested in this

I

I AM SPEECHLESS

I love this so much😭😭😭

thiS IS THE ABSOLUTE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER XD

THIS IS SO CUTE I’M ACTUALLY SCREAMING

I’M SCREAMING

I’m crying and dying and screaming how is this possible

IT GOT BETTER!!!!!

BOI THIS IS SO FREAKING GOOD!

I want more

This definitely needs to be continued!!

Am I too late to join? :D

My hand slipped 

MORE PLS!!!!!!

HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE TO THIS THREAD

my favourite thing, artists of tumblr untiting to create a comic about high school notes gay love story

MORE PLEASE!

tagging all my artist friends who need to see this @takaraphoenix @dragon-of-creation @spider999now @shirmir @noksindra

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I don’t have self control

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN! DO MORE DO MORE DO MORE!!

YES HELLO IM CRYING

itS BACK!!

There’s so much more AAAHHHH

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I’m just gonna add something real quick 😆

Hurry someone add something please 😭😭

AHHHHH this is so adorable 😍

SOMEONE PLEASE ADD SOMETHING MY HEART IS SOARING THIS IS ADORABLE! 😍

THIS IS SO CUTE😍😍

@highwarlockofhogsmeade LOOK!! SO MUCH MORE CUTENESS FROM THE LAST TIME

This is the best

IT’S BACK

this was here when i first came and it’s back and better than ever

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS!!!

*screeches*

I AM IN LOVE!!!

THIS IS STILL GOING ON I AM IN LOVE

I CANT BELIVE ITS STILL GOING ON PLZ SOMEONE ADD ONTO THIS PLZ

Muses Wishlist: The premise with the locker notes and one not having a cell phone.

fuck i love this thread

I love this so much. Both the adorable boys and how a good portion of the artists on tumlr keep going “Oops, my hand slipped~” AND MAKING IT BETTER.

omg. there is more and it is BETTER EFERY TIME I SEE IT

Saw this and thought it was to cute not to reblog

I’m dying.

no.

too late I’m dead SO CUTE!!!!

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IT UPDATED, YEEEEES!!!!

Look at this beauty!

YES A NEW UPDATE!

Please oh PLEEEEEEEASE

Can someone continue this, and tag me?

Aaaaaaa need more

AGREED

If someone continues this please tag me

BE STILL MY HEART

IM HAVING A FLUFF ATTACK (when something is so cute and fluffy you more than fangirl over. You OBSESS.)

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD I’VE SEEN AND PROBABLY WILL EVER SEE OH MY GOD

should i add something

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Aw, love the newest addition <3

THANK YOU YOU WONDERFUL ANGEL SENT FROM THE HEAVENS ABOVE, I ADORE YOU BEYOND MEASURE!!!!! Also, hi, I’m Jewels, nice to meet you, @kila11090.

So cute!!

OMFG YES THERES MORE!!!!

THERES MORE YES

OMAYGOD WHERES THE NEXT UPDATE I NEED IT RN MY HEART

I LOVE THIS MORE THAN WORDS CAN EXPRESS!!

Saturday morning, on the 26th of October, a Nazi walked into a Pittsburgh synagogue, shouting “All Jews must die!” and opened fire. He killed eleven Jewish people, including grandparents, husbands, wives, and a doctor remembered for his compassionate care of his patients during the AIDs crisis. Several of them were there celebrating a baby-welcoming ceremony for a gay couple’s newly adopted twins.

This was the deadliest antisemitic attack in all 364 years of American Jewish history. Jews all over the world are shaken, upset, and scared. We know that this could have been any of us, but beyond that, this attack struck at the heart of our people. We were attacked in a place of safety and sanctity. We were reminded that as Jews, we are not safe in America. And we lost eleven Jewish souls.

Some of us are grieving, some of us are angry, some of us are devastated, some of us are numb, some of us are crying, some of us are terrified, some of us are anxious, and some of us can barely walk up the stairs because this doesn’t make any sense and yet it makes so much sense because we all, on some level, imagined this was coming. Our history has taught us that our safety is never guaranteed, and over the past two years we have watched the sickening rise of Nazism and antisemitism all over the world, including in America, where, despite our history, many of us had been lulled into believing it could never happen here.

We lost a third of the world’s Jewish population within living memory. So many Jewish families, in every country, fled antisemitic violence within the past few generations. The tragedy we just experienced is visceral, it’s terrifying, it’s devastating.

So please, check in on your Jewish friends and ask how they are doing. Please, take a moment to understand and absorb this tragedy. Please, understand how this is not just yet another mass shooting (that while theoretically tragic, you don’t really have the space for another one, what with compassion fatigue), but rather an attack that pierced the heart of a group of people already carrying centuries of pain and trauma. Please, make space for this one. Please, when you talk about this, don’t use generalized language about hate and about how no one should be killed for their religion. Please speak the words: Jewish. Antisemitic. Say this was an antisemitic attack, on Jewish people. And please, keep us in your thoughts today.

Folks who aren’t Jewish, you can reblog this. In fact I’d be grateful if you did.

Im not jewish, but this is really important.

Namjin Appreciation post

LOOK AT THESE CUTIES

BOYFRIENDS MAKING A HEART TOGETHER 

NAMS LOOKING AT JIN SO LOVINGLY

JIN TOO SHY TO SHOW THEIR LOVE TO THE WORLD

BACK HUGS YES

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GIVING PIGGY BACK RIDES TO HIS HUSBAND JIN 

SO MUCH HANDSOME

THAT’S OKAY IT’S NORMALLY FOR MARRIED COUPLES TO FIGHT (please don’t kill him jin)

NO ONE APPRECIATES JIN’S BEAUTY MORE THAN NAMJOON

JIN CASUALLY PUTTING HIS HAND ON NAMJOON’S THIGH AND THEN HANDHOLDING (kill me already)

SAME JIN SAME

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

enter this into the Google search

site:<url of site where you read the fic> <a line you remember from the fic or character names plus a unique detail>

for example:

site:http://archiveofourown.org/ Todd Margo pedicure

Google will search only AO3 and tell you which pages contain the words Todd Margo and pedicure.

REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE