you learn after a while that the key to happiness is lowered expectations
The news is basically just someone saying good evening and then giving you a list of reasons it’s not
its not okay to tell someone how bad sugar is for you and that it can kill you because it is considered as fat shaming but its okay to tell smokers that they are stupid and cigarettes will kill them. whats the difference?
wakes up: tired
mid day: tired
afternoon: could literally sleep for 20 hours straight
evening: normal
middle of the goddamn night: its time to Go!!!!!!!!!
me: starts crying
someone else: what's wrong
me: this is just something that happens
Me: Should I buy this book?
Brain: No
Wallet: No
Parents: No
Siblings: No
Cat: No
Universe: No
Me:.... I'm going to buy this book.
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FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
