A fresh-baked meme for my fellow non-binary/trans masc Doc Ock lovers:

fucking bonkers that Ben Schwartz, Jim Carrey and Idris Elba are in the same movie together and it's Sonic the Hedgehog 2

ariston will never stop shaking 

memeception

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

@caesarianconfection

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

This works better than I thought it would.

This was in my senior project

I’m not sorry.

EIGHT MEME COMBO

FATALITY

We have officially created a new language 

I just had to do it to em

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

M E M E T E N

OwO?

You know I had to

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

THIRTEEN!?

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

well i added my contribution : )

why—

IM SCREAMING

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

One does not simply explain this

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

16 motherfucking layers

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that. 

GUYS STOP!! IF WE CONTINUE ON THIS ROAD, THE MEME WILL BECOME TOO POWERFUL!

No keep going, let’s see if we can brake tumblr. If we do let’s use it to brake fb and twitter

You’re chaotic neutral I love it

What he said

Struck by inspiriation twice lads

My humble contribution

I love going through the notes of this and seeing my 16 layer version and 24 layer version circulating.

ive added my end of the chaos

World Heritage Post

Don’t say anything, just reblog 

(via)

The curious dance moves of the Striped Cuckoo.

I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain

The “hands” seen here are really the alula – the bird’s feathered thumb!

So it’s basically doing this: 👍🐦👍

how could you just leave this out

there are some… interesting people online in among us

Continua a leggere

my mind always wanders back to “the binding of isaac”

BOSS RUSH

Hrrrrnnggh Satan, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting Isaac

look at this fat little fuck I saw at the Australian Arid Land Botanical Gardens

this is a Tiliqua rugosa/ blue tongued skink/ stump tailed lizard

@cel-aerion

My...my mom just accused trans people and scientists of starting the Corona virus.

Excuse me what

She said the Corona virus is gods punishment for scientists trying to play god ("scientists playing god" is scientists finding proof of other genders, and helping trans people transition, etc.)

Reblog this if you're either trans, a trans ally, or a scientist bringing Gods wrath by helping people feel comfortable.

DT’s hairstylist: oh yeah theyre gonna go batshit crazy over crowleys hair

bonus:

someone asked me to post a good birb so here you go

opposite of toxic masculinity. in this house we love and cherish warriormale.

@warriormale is the perfect example of how things like fighting don’t HAVE to be toxic. The examples he shares are of men who have consented to fighting each other using an agreed-upon set of rules in a controlled environment as a way to train their bodies, shed extra energy, and build friendships. He’s spoken out in favor of defending the innocent and strongly AGAINST things like domestic violence. And he’s in favor of men being able to share things like hugs and kisses as a way to express emotion without those actions having to be tied to sexuality!

This kind of physicality is what all men should aspire to and it’s part of why I follow him even though he’s 100% not the kind of thing I normally have on my dash. I’m proud to have him as part of my Tumblr community.

Thank you all for these tributes.

These are very kind.

WarriorMale

This post is just so humbling.

Thank you for the show of Respect.

WarriorMale

this is a video of a puppy dreaming

This is URGENT. You just don’t understand, okay?

when you’re a classic cartoon character and you gotta do a really simple task like grabbing a ball

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

I HAVE HAD THIS QUEUED SINCE LAST YEAR

Hey everyone! We need your help to create the best party game ever!

Introducing… What The Plot?!

How does it work?

1.) Take a Prompt Card.

Ex. ’Tell us about the time a vampire hit on you.‘ 

2.) You have one minute to bullshit a story.

After the minute is up, the player next to you needs to continue your story and so on. 

However! There is also a pile of cards each with three words on it. Every turn you draw a card and have to use one of the three words from it in your story. Ex. breadstick, cactus, werewolf.’ If you don’t use one of the words during your turn, you lose points. If you can’t continue the story then you also lose points. And if your story is really awful, other players can play the ‘Boo Card’, causing you to lose a catastrophic amount of points. The player who is not the worst wins!

We have already found a supplier and a distribution center in both the US and Europe. We really want to know what you think. Let’s create this game together and make it the best it can possibly be. Are you in?

Please make this a thing. I’d soooo get this!!

where can I get updates???

Suggestion to call it: 

What The Plot?! - A party game for people who like to talk sh*t

^ Genius

This is an awesome concept! An alternative rule could be instead of losing points, people could also maybe take a sip of their drink, it would make the stories even more entertaining. I would definitely play this as a drinking game with my friends!

We need your input! We need more Prompt Cards and really need your help in shaping this game over the next couple of weeks before we launch! [Dec, 2019]

Click here to give feedback and to sign up to help create this party game!

Guys! It’s happening! “What The Plot?! - A party game for people who like to talk sh*t” is going to be available for pre-order this Wednesday!!! (Dec. 18)

Thanks to your feedback we have truly created something epic! Can’t wait to show you the final product!!!!! 

FUCK YES!

I’ve found my calling

What The Plot?!™ is now available for pre-order on planet Earth until January 1st! Definitely check it out; it’s pretty-ducking-epic thanks to your feedback and input!

Get yours here:

creators.teespring.com/what-the-plot

OMG YES FINALLY

That’s still a lot of trees #EthicalMemes

Here is the link in case anyone wants to donate some trees!

https://teamtrees.org/

They’re only about 1.2 million away, and a couple of weeks ago they were 4 million away. There’s a good chance that with a bit of noise made about this, they could rally for that home stretch. This would be a good time to tell your family, friends, co-workers about the project, as there are many people interested in donating to charities at this time of the year. Once you choose a donation amount, you can also select that it is a gift for someone else, if you’re interested in gift ideas.

If nothing else, please help pass on the news here!

It’s dec 17 3:33 am we can still do this

super close!!

We’re less than 200,000 away!