nice boys make my heart BEAM

Purest Prince of them all

After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt. Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning.

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Shy,

Idiot! Why didn’t you tell me you liked me sooner?

We could have been getting it on ages ago!

— Outgoing

Why is it always so easy to talk to you in my head than in real life? I wish I could just send you these amazing brain waves I have floating around, and you’d understand.

What if we are meant to be together? What if this is going to be a fairy-tale romance, with a story book ending? Neither of us are willing to take the chance.

But what if we were willing? How amazing it could be.

YO WHY DON’T YOU TALK TO ME MORE OFTEN.

i wouldn’t be totally opposed to skipping this whole awkward what-do-we-do-now part and getting straight to the part where i lean against you without even thinking about it.

you know? if i was a boy, i would totally want a girl like me. i don’t know what is wrong with all you.

I miss you way too easily. This is ridiculous.

I don’t love you; I barely know you. But I’m fascinated by your potential.

Even if we never see each other again I want you to know that you made me so happy.

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

#do u want to die in danish or english

*Hamlet sweats nervously*

i want:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

me texting someone

me: hey its me, an inconvenience,