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Post all sorts of things here... mostly from tv shows. She/her pronouns... I'm a Capricorn, I guess. I'm open to requests and writing prompts, but I like to keep it PG-13, at least. Feel free to ask questions.

I have this unwavering headcanon that after Caleb dies, he's hanging out in the afterlife and watching over Essek and while he knows that Essek isn't a big Relationship Person, he is excited to see what kind of person Essek falls in love with next, you know? He's not the jealous type, and being a bi maelstrom and knowing Essek he's SURE he'll like anyone who Essek likes--

And then Essek gets together with like. A boring accountant guy. Let's call him Kevin. And Kevin's NICE don't get me wrong, he loves Essek very much and he's reasonably intelligent and Essek seems to like him a lot. But he's SO normal and Caleb Widogast is just. Too chaotic to Get the appeal. Thus sending him into a post-death existential crisis.

The best conversation on Avatar the Last Airbender

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Iroh: This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice.
Zuko: Uncle, that is what all tea is.
Iroh: How can a member of my own family say something so horrible.

as much as essek is a genius wizard and schemer and intimidating and aloof he is also Just Some Guy. he stole the most important items in his country’s culture not because of a desire to start war but because he’s a huge nerd. he’s being chased by assassins and the people who exposed his crimes led the worst man of all existence to his doorstep and he wants to get drunk off of boozy hot chocolate. he tried to fistfight a giant with his twink wizard noodle arms. he gardens. he can crush a man with one hand. he has little teefies. his dad got so angry at him he died. he’s dating the worlds most traumatized man. he’s my best friend. he’s gay. easily the most character of all time.

yes ok we all talk about how repressed essek is it’s old news right but like we never talk about caleb’s absolute delusional levels of whatever the fuck he had going on. they go to essek for help in aeor and caleb is like ‘essek we trust you and we want you to come save the world with us. your insides are evil. you are my mirror. you are irredeemable. i love you btw. do you want to go talk to trent? i love you. take off your shirt. we need you. your very core is rotten <3 i want to eat your face with my tongue. i love you.’ ohhhhhh my god like i feel so genuinely bad for essek jfc caleb didn’t mix signals this bitch made a signal smoothie

Anonymous asked:

Also in regards to the Caleb and Jester and money conversation, I've always liked to think Leofric was more an injured veteran of the righteous brand than actively a soldier when they were raising Caleb (which now I'm thinking about it I don't think there is any evidence for so who knows why I assumed that was a thing) but that could also be a potential explanation for why Caleb thinks that much gold is a lifetime's worth for his family as I can't imagine the empire having a good veteran support system in place?

That's an interesting headcanon. I always hc'd Caleb being a sickly child. Fine in the long run, but would never be any sort of physical fighter. His parents were still loving and supportive, although they were thrilled when they realized Caleb could climb out of poverty and serve the Empire with his intellect.

But wrt your headcanon, Leofric did not seem like an active soldier in the origin comic. At the very least, he seems retired, but forced retirement due to disability fits in nicely.

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I know this old-ish, but I’m doing it anyway. I have a headcanon about this. Like yes, he was being dramatic and also pay might have increased over the decades-

I think that Leofric didn’t get to serve long. So he didn’t have time to build a proper pension up. He only served a couple years before getting a neck injury that left him unable to serve and made farming difficult. So he goes home to his new wife, spends most of the money he had saved on a small home and land where they could grow beans. Besides the fact he could afford a lot of land, he had something like mild nerve damage. Most of the time it was mild weakness in his extremities but it got painful with too much activity or when it got cold. He could work the fields, but not much. Not enough to cover more than the very basics. He tells his son lots of stories of his time serving, and probably of their family serving too. Una does favors for the neighbors for their own services or petty coin. Mending cloth, things like that.

Little Caleb was scrawny, he didn’t have the strongest constitution. But he was smart and charming and was great at using it to get what he wanted. Was clever enough to get most simple tasks down quickly. Little Bren, he never let anything bother him. Couldn’t afford books? He’d charmed the local librarian into letting him stay and read all day. He’d convince you to give him some food in exchange for some service. Bren glided through problems that his situation presented like they were nothing (“They say I glided through life”), and everybody was so excited. They had three little sparks (cause, you know, Astrid and Wulf), and he was going to lead the pack as the brightest. Show their town was more than farmers and retired soldiers working trades.

But it didn’t go so well.

Ah. Opps, got away from me again. Sorry

The only aspect of shadowgast better than Caleb "bisexual maelstrom" Widogast dating Essek "demisexual and repressed" Thelyss is:

Caleb "will strip at any time no questions asked" Widogast dating Essek "showing ankles feels a bit obscene" Thelyss

List of times Caleb has been light-hearted/funny/chaotic/silly in spite of everything:

  • Dancing down the street with Nott after buying new books in Trostenwald
  • Thinking that Nott trashing the bathhouse was “endearing”
  • His habit of Distracting Shopkeepers so Nott can steal things
  • Saying the Wand of Smiles was “too dangerous” to give to Jester, and then using it on her (if unsuccessfully) when she pressed him about it
  • Bandits? Scare them away with Extreme Syphilis 
  • Excitedly confiding in Nott that, in naming their horse WC, they accidentally named it “toilet” in Zemnian
  • Consistently bringing up fairy-tale stories as his main touch-stone for the Strange or Unexplained things they encounter
  • Entering the archery competition at the Harvest Close festival, solely so that Nott could laugh at how bad he was at it
  • Making up songs about the group
  • Singing those songs to himself during battles/when he’s nervous/when he’s drunk
  • “We are the Mighty Nein/the mighty nein” “The mightiest nein that ever neined!!!”
  • Asking owl!Frumpkin to dance to amuse a Firblog child
  • Getting giddily happy when showing off new spells like the Tiny Hut to his friends
  • “I can’t make a side-bubble..so…”
  • “I want to learn all of the martial arts.”
  • Trying to distract the lighthouse keeper in Nicodranas so Jester could pull a prank
  • Following Nott’s absurd suggestion to fake a heart attack to help group cohesion 
  • TempleFruitHigh!Caleb. Just…all of it
  • Getting distracted telling Beau how great his cat is in the middle of an act of piracy
  • Trying to go along with Nott’s “slam poet” cover until he realizes how bad he is at poetry
  • Need to intimidate some kobolds? Convince them your cat is the Fey King
  • “Should we have [Spurt] look in the dodecahedron? No, you’re right. It would be funny, but it wouldn’t be wise.” - steered away from this plan by Jester of all people
  • Committing to Doing Accents on request even though he knows he’s terrible at them, purely for the others’ amusement
  • Treating a horrifying, 16 foot cat-like war-beast pretty much the same as he treats his house-cat
  • “Who’s a good apex predator?”

In conclusion, Caleb is funny, it’s just subtle and weird, I will die on this hill.

This is an incomplete list, feel free to add more!

Caleb: So anyway, dear, I became a blue dragon and I incorporated my arcane focus into my eyebrow like a piercing because I thought it would be clever. Also I had Mirror Image up so I looked like four separate dragons and nothing could really hit me because I kept using Shield, which I could do, obviously, because of Shapechange. And then I cast Gravity Fissure (you know, that spell you taught me) on a demigod and…

Essek: *already missing several layers of clothing and continuing to remove clothes* Go on. Tell me more, Caleb Widogast.

The Blue Spirit putting out firebending with a bucket of water is the absolute funniest thing ever done in avatar combat. It just is.

katara: *kicks zuko’s ass without even blinking* zuko:

I literally just watched this episode, and I’m sorry, but there’s one thing funnier:

Zuko couldn’t speak during this whole fight/escape in case someone recognized his voice. Can you imagine the frustration he must have felt having to go through an entire fight without yelling? Zuko???

Especially while dealing with Aang’s shenanigans?!?!?!

One of my favorite parts of rewatching the episode is imagining everything that must have been going through Zuko’s head during that escape.

Aang: Wait! My friends need to suck on those frogs!

Zuko, trying not yell out of anger and confusion:

It gets funnier when you think that he could absolutely, no problem go through a battle without yelling once, as seen here and yet chooses to be a dramatic gay and holler at the top of his lungs at every opportunity. 

That says a lot about how he firebends vs how he fights with the dao blades.

He actually can’t, at this point, fight without yelling if he’s using firebending. In The Firebending Masters, he says he’s been relying on anger and rage to fuel his bending, so yeah, in every firebending fight, he’s drawing on rage and hyping that up by yelling. Someone has pointed out that after he finds the original source of firebending, he stops yelling all the time - I haven’t checked that personally but it does seem accurate.

But he doesn’t need to draw on fury to firebend when he’s the Blue Spirit. He can fight in total silence when he’s working with a weapon he’s more in touch with, when he doesn’t need to draw on hate or anger to fuel it.

Emily Axford rolling nat 20’s on Dimension 20: “NAT 20! Fuck you Brennan I’m gonna fucking fuck you up!!!!”

Emily Axford rolling nat 20’s on Critical Role: “Matthew I am so sorry pls forgive me I’m so sorry, it’s another nat 20”

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i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny

like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.

So, dipping into Critical role, watching, reading, whatnot, about Campaign 2, and- alright. So, I should say I love all the characters in the Mighty Nein and their actors. I am not an anti or something, just, once I noticed I just couldn’t unnotice-

Caleb really should have bailed from the group, like early on. I get why he didn’t, but Christ alive, they were not great. They seemed just really intense about Caleb. Like, they are all shady asshole criminals, plus whatever you’d classify Jester as, but Caleb is the one, early on, who seems to catch shit. Like Nott is a kleptomaniac alcoholic and she is generally treated with a lot more trust and respect in the early times. Because Caleb is dirty, stingy and traumatized??? I guess??? But it was at manageable levels until bowlgate.

I know- I know, fucking bowlgate. I’m very good at both siding arguments. Very good. But Beau was straight up wrong. Caleb found a thing, identified it, and brought the decision about what to do about to the group. Just like they’ve been wanting him to do. And it somehow came up and bit him in the ass. He got snapped at and dogpiled on for asking if it was a good idea to give a powerful magic artifact like this to someone they’ve just met. He wasn’t letting his past shit dictate anything, he was just doing what he thought the group wanted. Beau projected what she was doing onto Caleb and because Caleb is the most obviously traumatized everybody just went with it. If he was trying to control the situation himself, he would of hide to bowl away to try and destroy himself or even try to keep it for himself as a nice backup for if he didn’t figure out time magic. Maybe a deal with the devil would help with his goals if nothing else worked. But he didn’t do those things. Beau was the one making her trauma someone else’s problem, and they just let it happen. Like, I love Beau, I get why she did that, I even get why the other characters didn’t really see what had actually happened there.

But boy, I wouldn’t have blamed Caleb for not accepting Beau’s shitty apology and leaving in the night once they got to town if he decided to do it. Because at this point, he’s with a group of loud attention grabbers who just don’t understand how dangerous the world is like he does. And they don’t understand anything at all, they really don’t. And the person who used an ultimatum to get him to tell his secret backstory too just threw it in his face just days later (I think). This group don’t just want him to move on from his past, they want him to ignore his lived experience so they can make shitty choices. Like, yeah, Cal was being honest and was good, but if she wasn’t? If later, they were all in deep shit because they let her have the bowl, with the way they treated him generally at that point, would the Nein really have not given him shit for letting them give it to her when he knew better? At this point, from Caleb’s point of view, nothing Caleb does is right, he seems to catch shit no matter what, and because he hates himself he rolls with it, but I could totally see him being like “I’m all for getting punished for being the piece of shit I am, but if I’m going get shit on, I’d rather it be for shit I actually did or that is actually wrong.” And just dipping. Like, good that he didn’t, but oof.

Like past his early hoarding issue, most problems with him either aren’t problems, just him acting logically based on the info he has and his goals, or are just him being cagey about his past. Or atleast nothing worse than what everybody else was doing. But after Molly, there was really no good time to leave, and the group’s general lack of ability to understand the forces at play and how deep of shit he’s in only gets worse. As much as I love how the story played out, after bowlgate or Molly he should have dipped. Because that group was just straight up not equipped to properly deal with his ptsd and the widespread consequences of his backstory. Love them all to pieces, but oof. They had him like… constantly in danger of blowing his cover. And really didn’t understand what that would mean for them. Like, if his cover got blown any earlier than it did, their asses would have been grass. Until he showed up right in front of him, Trent didn’t know if he was dead or alive, he might have suspicions that the wizard in that mercenary group he’d heard about was Bren, but he couldn’t be sure until he saw it himself. If he knew earlier, he probably would have been getting harassment sendings well before that point-

I’m getting away from myself. This got really rant-y. Very uncoordinated, oof. Rip. I’m sorry about this, I promise I’m not a hater. Swear.

Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.

Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.

And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"

A thing I like about all the Trans Color Symbology with Gwen, is that it fits with the actual story. The story she has with her father is very trans coded, so even if she isn’t trans, which is definitely possible, the use of the colors are very appropriate and pretty.

Though, I got to say, I headcannon that in Gwen’s world, Peter was a trans boy. And that’s why she has the Protect Trans Kids sign and her father has that little flag. Because of Gwen’s trans friend. Or maybe their both trans and that’s why Gwen’s dad zoned in on getting justice so hard, having the other trans kid in his life die triggered the protective instinct he has for his trans kid.