if Homer Simpson was exposed to top/bottom discourse he would say “mmm… subs” while thinking about a big sandwich. and we should all strive to be more like him in this way
if you sing an american idiot cover and you refuse to say faggot you’re horrible and boring and lame and i hate you i hate you i hate you.
ok. well maybe i’m the faggot america. you ever thought of that.
Chuck Jones is the best counterexample to “the curtains are just blue” because you would not believe the amount of thought and art theory he put into his silly little cartoons
I need to dig out my Chuck Jones books but one time he was talking about the Wile E Coyote gag where he runs off a cliff and continues running for a little bit before noticing there’s no ground underneath him and then turns to the camera and holds up a sign saying “Help!” before plummeting and Jones said the reason Coyote does that instead of immediately trying to get back to the cliff edge is bc Coyote embodies anxiety and in that particular moment represents the fear and worry about the judgement of others over and above the desire for self-preservation.
Like, if someone was told that interpretation without knowing any better they’d think it came from some pretentious academic or whatever but nope! It’s literally the creator like those are the thoughts he had in his head when he was creating the cartoons
the Nine Rules of the Roadrunner cartoons always sticks with me. Rule 3 especially
pikmin creatures will be called the sloppy toppy dickslapper and immediately sweep your entire team
dont bother buffing unown for 'viability'. It is like that because you simply cannot grasp its true fucking power in ur feeble trainer battles
'oh it sucks so bad and only knows one move' Do u think unown truly cares that its apparently not good enough for your animal slapfights. It can do anything and it knows what it does and its literwlly stronger than god. And its so very humble too
Unown is above it all but is so friendly that its here. it comes here now because its nice enough though it is so strong. Its vaguely arthropod-like i think but thw eye is real
here’s one of them for all of you
identify that card
colossal dreadmaw
You’re right!!!! good job :>
whenever i find a good world heritage post i do my best to carefully remove unnecessary "why is this so funny!!" or "i cant believe i found the original" reblog comments. sometimes it takes a bit of work digging back through the reblog graph to accomplish this but fine art restoration is tedious but important work
Ruby Bridges is 68. This is not ancient history. Not even close.
I know Ruby. She's a really nice person. The idea that they would try and write what she did as a girl out of history is shocking to me on so many levels, the simplest of which is just, but don't they know how lovely she is?
robotgirl that has a collar with a magnetic clasp x her partner that is just so clumsy with the magnet like "whoops did i miss ur collar and wipe ur short term memory card again? im sorry sweetie :) "
sorry for what? :3
i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!
i made a friend at target and we found a really good glitter nail polish that neither of us bought. also i love his mom
adults of tumblr how on earth do you decide on what mattress you want to order
Go to the store.
Go to the store and lie on it for five minutes.
I know online is cheaper, but go to the store. Online delivery has a send back guarantee, but do you really know yourself capable of and willing to dismantle your bedroom because it didn't work out? No? GO TO THE STORE.
Go to the store and try it out and compare prices and nine out of ten times, they will match the online prices for you, because you're THERE and they can't afford to let you walk out empty handed.
Try it out, figure out the right hardness for you. Make sure you're comfortable.
A good mattress will last you 20-30 years depending on how often you move and how well you commit to taking care of it: vacuum it regularly and flip as per instructions, usually once every six months.
A bad mattress costs about the same as a good mattress, up front, except for the fact it will fuck you up for years and you might end up with chronic pain because of it.
Go to the store. Try it out.
I got a 46% discount and 18 interest free installment payment on mine, just cause I was physically there.
Figure out your budget. Go to the store. Ask to try it out. Make sure it feels good.
You deserve a good mattress and you deserve the money you spend to be worthwhile.
You've got this.
Also a lot of those trendy online-only delivery mattresses are not quality controlled, multiple people have discovered their mattress was stuffed with fiber glass only after it ripped and spewed sharp fibers over literally all of their belongings
any mattress that’s designed to be rolled up into a box for shipping, will not last long or give you good support. I know a lot of people swear by foam but spring mattresses are great. all you’ll get in the shipped mattresses are foam and fiberglass (which is needed as an extra flame retardant because the foam is extra flammable)
We couldn't go to a store during lockdown, but our mattress was 10 years old and had permanent imprints of our body. We moved often, hence the short life. We went with a Dream Cloud mattress because it has no fiberglass and it combines spring and foam. It's now three years old and absolute trash. My husband can no longer sleep on it, I'm constantly changing where I'm sleeping, and we must replace it. Unfortunately, we have exactly no money to do so.
We're going with a wool and cotton futon mattress because that's the onky type that makes his back and shoulder pain disappear. I'll get a squishy layer thing that goes on top of mattresses. Growing up, I used one because it was old school spring mattresses, and I used the same mattress for 15 years.
Small tip to adults who have sex: foam mattresses make it extra work because they absorb all motion. Spring mattress provide extra bounce whereas futon is a balance between the two.
Anonymous asked:
I was just texting my partner trying to be sexy and they text me back "god you're so fucking white" how do I come back from this????
you need to skip town and change your name there's no coming back from this
This has got to be the worst recipe in this manga yet
outta my way gayboy Im gonna guzzle the demoncum cocaine slurry