whenever characters say i need you to their beloved it’s just like. ok well dean winchester already did that. do you have anything else or is all romance just derivative of destiel? that’s what i thought.
can you believe that shauna had an affair, killed and dismembered a man, hid the body, lied to the police, got her daughter involved, ran away to a cult, and nearly got hunted to death to be sacrificed to a wilderness god..... because no one wanted to buy jeff's furniture???? 😭😭😭
airflight travel can make your body feel bad. has anyone ever talked about this in a public way?
#i think i have a cooooooooold😭I was so beat from my red eye yesterday and was able to take like an hour nap#but then dnd ran long AND i’m on my period so i already feel bad and i didn’t sleep v well last night so now it’s headache central!!#and STILL no peach to gripe about this on😔devastating. anyways i neee to go to bed early tonight or it’s so over#caroline.txt
t shirt that says I Was Highly Susceptible To A Beautiful Soup of Groupthink And Confirmation Bias For Two Life-Affirming Weeks In November Twenty Twenty. and then the back of the shirt says Don't Even Worry About It
You realize anyone who sees that in real life is going to think you voted for Trump, right?
a gorgeous fun fact about me. I am one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America
Well then I suppose that lessens the risk! I do think that, even outside the US, more people are aware of the November 2020 US Presidential election-Donald Trump fiasco than of the Destiel-Turbohell one, but you would have fairly reasonable odds of people (correctly) concluding it's some inside joke they don't know about.
But if you land on the wrong side of those odds, they're gonna think you're a tourist who voted for Trump.
it's ok brother I said it in my destiel house to my destiel friends. tourists cant vote. kiss be upon ye
[gripping the sink] at least i have curly hair. at least i have curly hair. at least i have curly hair
why is this so funny to me
Anonymous asked:
what does "thinks they saw" mean?
youre laughing. gotham knights cancellation means misha is now unemployed and one step closer to running for public office, and youre Laughing
every time there's a new tv show post nov 5 2020 where two grown men kiss on screen. castiel died for you to be able to do that
if we told misha collins that david tennant was a better gay ally than him for this. um. he would probably march right up to the cw dragging a limp and unconscious jackles by the wrist and say we NEED coconut makeup. its time to film destiel gay kiss.
Niel Gaiman claims that since he is a part of the Writers Strike, he wasn't as involved in the promotional material as normal. You see the throughline here. Long arm of destial etc.
EVERYTHING HAPPENS THROUGH CASTIEL
Yeah if a destiel kiss leaked not only would they execute misha collins but they would cut the kiss from the show and spend the rest of their lives telling us that it wasn’t real and never happened.
wait i just go on twitter and find out that the “leak” wasnt even a leak it was officially posted by the amazon twitter account and you are on n**l gaiman’s tumblr crying and apologizing to him. you people will never ascend to the level of rogue spanish dub translator and completely faked italian dub tumblr posting. boring ass.
I worked twelve years in the destiel mines and it gave me a chronic illness that I will have for the rest of my life because working conditions were so brutal and unsafe. Media owes me and everyone else who worked the mines a lifetime allotment of as many jokes as possible. And that's why I don't respect Neil gaiman's wishes
back in my day we walked uphill both ways to destiel…you kids these days have no idea
I’m self aware enough 2 know that if MY teocpale coconuts of choice (destiel) collided I would never shut up about it. But it’s different. Because no matter how bad it was. And it would be bad. No matter how bad it was. It would be jensen ackles jingling miserably across the floor with his white surrender flag after years of sending war balloons to my home. Destiel is a war on so many things and so many people. Up to and including. Jensen ackles. And if he was forced to concede and press his thin tightly closed lips to misha collinses. That’s the battle that wins the war soldier. No accolades. Zero sun game. He may have to do a gay kiss but he can drag his feet by doing it badly. Hand in unlovable hand. No one’s happy. Not jensen ackles. Not me. But it doesn’t matter to me because at the end of the day . I joined the war on destiel on the side of destiel and fucking won
Kids these days get their closedmourh kisses between men in horrible wigs after one season maybe two. Back in my day we fought tooth nail and claw day in day out for eleven years not even to GAIN ground but simply to continue to hold our position stay in place keep our tie while jensen ackles Robert singer and sometimes the ceo of the cw released a trebuchet full of hammers at us. So we would have EARNED our glee at our horrible tight lipped one angle orange lighting old man kiss