I'd rather be divisive than indecisive

So apparently in 1465 George Duke of Clarence pointed out "in public that lord mayor Oulegrave had fallen asleep while presiding over a treason trial at the London Guildhall'.

Llandanwg Ancient Church and Shoreline, Wales

never forget the elijah wood wigs interview

Happy Do You Wear Wigs Wednesday

‘Pumpie' 

Elephant soft toy made of grey felt, dressed as a sailor in a smart, dark blue, woolen jacket and matching trousers, England, 1900.

Pumpie and his V&A friends post-restoration 🐘 🐻🐇

Pumpie photographed by original Victorian owners, at the seaside and with friends:

I kind of want to see a goose scream at a Ringwraith now...

I'm not very funny, but here you go:

It’s a beautiful day in the Shire and you are a horrible heroic goose

@sevdrag

if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them

dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again

Quokkas by cruzysuzy on instagram

Oh, to be a baby otter, asleep in a sock.

gen z are like "we're bringing early 2000s back" ok then commit

DO IT

OP YOU FORGOT THE

WHATEVER THE FUCK THESE R CALLED GODDAMN IT THEY HURT LIKE A BITCH WHEN THEY SNAPPED OUT OF UR MOMS HANDS

Afraid of stepping on a Lego?

Try stepping on one of these bad bois

cannot believe y’all forgot Her

I stg I still have dents in my head from those hair ties snapping.

Please enjoy this bit of festive silliness

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

OK EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND FOCUS ON WHAT’S REALLY IMPORTANT

It’s that special tiiime of yeeear…

Strap the hell in everybody, it’s drum-whackin time

Have a Poppy Christmas!

Giant plush Borbs from NazFX Studios

THEY’RE SO BIG

@hamvendor hide your wallet

Oh my GOD I want to fill a whole room with these

“A kitten sinking in memory foam is about the most adorable thing.”

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