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Welcome

@slainbymisha

to hell

tumblr is probably the best website because you can say things like “hey. dont cry. suck her sloppy saturday wednesday ok?” and everyone will be like yeah this expresses a coherent thought

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in my flop era (like how a bunny flops over when they're comfortable. thank you.)

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in my flop era (my ears are so so floppy and fluffy. thanks)

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i didn't even know 2023 is year of the rabbit. lets all enter our flop era... together oxo

Male tits and girl dicks are NORMAL they are 100% normal to me and not just in a sex way but also like, if you are ftm and wanna chill with your boobs out no bra/binder or are mtf and wanna chill in boxers or underwear with a bulge why the hell not? It’s just body parts ya know.

Why does it have to be inherently sexualized by people? If you DO find it sexy that’s ok but I’m referring to transphobes who treat trans peoples bodies as some kind of… “scary”thing

trans bodies are either fetishized or deemed disgusting and in neither of which do the people doing it recognize the trans person as a human being deserving of equal respect and i think thats the core problem. lack of respect

i'm a taylor swift centrist. she makes perfectly tolerable pop music that i can't imagine really getting into. dunno what it is about her that makes so many people go insane

i listen to one of these relatively bland and inoffensive but nonetheless well-crafted pop songs and everyone around me demands that i proclaim it a masterpiece or artistically bankrupt or whatever. i just want to grill for god's sake

so my dad mentioned a viking game he used to be SO into a few years ago and in passing was like “man, i wonder how my old game buddy is doing. i kind of just abandoned him.” 

and there’s no possible way to tell him that he’s doing fine because he is me, his daughter

my dad was SO into this game and tried so hard to make allies and no one wanted to join his viking group, so i secretly made an account JUST to be his ally, and i didn’t tell him it was me bc i wanted him to think it was bc he was doing such a great job that a stranger wanted to join him 

but y’all i’m so afraid he’s gonna get back into that game and imma have to do it again. i’m not a video game person, and that game had no interest for me. i literally only played it bc it made him happy. i don’t even remember the actual name. 

like dad your old ally is doing fine and will be doing better if you don’t make her figure out how to get back into that account, but i can’t TELL HIM. I’M IN TOO DEEP. I GOTTA TAKE THIS SECRET TO THE GRAVE. 

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

I’m not gonna let this gem of a tag on this post go unnoticed.