you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping
today i stubbed my tow very hard against my dressor but didn't feel anything #numb🤘
i spelled dresser wrong are you serious
And toe
wait what
this is so embarrassing
Posts that have 10k to me
hey now
you’re a rock star
get your game on
bull fucking shit.
tumblr would never flag osama bin laden tattoo gibby.
That's freddie
sometimes i wish i had facial hair
like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool
perfect
im not coming back to tumblr i just needed to find this post in order to dunk on my younger self. you absolute baby buffoon. you dumbass
People on tumblr will be like. “Hey wait a minute, this post links to a post on another blog.”
I’m so scared if I get to the end of this I’ll get rick rolled
Who wants to help a fella out? if you already planned on opening a card it would give me $100 extra dollars
Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What