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@skyward-sonnet / skyward-sonnet.tumblr.com

Thanks for visiting! My name is Nyx, I'm 26, and I post whatever I find interesting at the moment and have no guarantees as to what content winds up here. Have fun!
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tossawary

"Fullmetal Alchemist"'s use of fantasy elements is interesting to me because of the way it... reduces... certain horrors to these unflinchingly direct basics. (Warning for spoilers and unorganized overview discussion of canon-typical violence.)

I was thinking a similar thing this morning, about how the story uses the extremely simple and geometric political organization of the state to foreshadow its nature and intention as a construct for centralizing power into a single person.

Because until the reveal, the roundness of Amestris and its organization around a centrally located capital named 'Central' and regional capitals called after the points of the compass, all linked by astonishingly direct rail lines, looks like it's just worldbuilding done in a shorthand style, so the audience finds the layout of the country and its implicit power systems immediately legible, without any need to spend exposition on it.

Which is also a function it performs!

But in the real world, arrangements like this always reflect a centralizing power structure rearranging space, infrastructure, and so forth to make its territory more legible and controllable by the central power-holders.

19th century France even as it rotated through different governments is heavily defined by its efforts in this direction; ludicrously expensive railroads were build radiating out from Paris along strict geometric lines, rather than accommodating themselves to the terrain and existing habitation patterns like almost everywhere else in the world that put in trains. (Even in the American West and Siberia, straightness wasn't prioritized over practicality the way it was on the line from Paris to Strassburg.)

Arranging civic affairs in this abstract way works, in theory and usually in practice, to allow government immediate and easy access to its territory and the ability to extract resources from it, such as taxes, conscripts, and so forth.

So in revealing that the country is Shaped Like That because the central authority conquered exactly the amount of space it needed to later convert the public into a consumable resource on the site of the capital, the fantastic consumption of Amestris' citizens by its shadow government is prefigured by and works more clearly as a reflection of the realistic exploitation of centralized power in real societies.

Thus the immortal monster that wants to open a hole in the world and become all powerful through massive human sacrifice reinforces, rather than countering or undermining, the narrative elements that are about how fascism works and why that's bad.

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ankle-beez

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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fenkko

all my damage dealing characters died in the second phase so i ended up fighting him with my sole survivor fu xuan and they had a preservation-off

sorry.. sorry.... i am the reason they nerfed aventurine boss fight

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Parents will ask you to disrupt the day plans you have meticulously planned out in your head on a whim and when you react even slightly negatively they will sigh and shake their head and blame you for always being a shut in

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I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!

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vexwerewolf

Being autistic is weird because I think I'd be entirely entirely immune to the maddening effects of witnessing an Elder God but learning that barnacles are arthropods rather than molluscs nearly gave me an existential crisis

What part of being autistic makes you immune to the effects of Elder Gods?

I'm pretty sure I can comprehend a really big squid dude

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sir-buh

He’s actually an arthropod

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my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

you’re doing god’s work here

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

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norwayspruce
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Im sorry I cant take this meme it’s counterfeit

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

curious friends and family: hey why does your kid have golden eyes

paladin who for sure fucked the dragon instead of killing it, thinking fast: dragons uh. reincarnate. surprised you didn’t know about that. it’s a common fact that i definitely did not make up. no further questions

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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

Make sure I fit in the pot at least.

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lilyyy63

Shorter pasta could definitely fit on a store shelf. Longer pasta however...

Free yourself of corporate interests and demand comically and inconviently long pasta

Pasta so long it can't fit in your car and you gotta tie it to the roof. Pasta so long you gotta cook it outside because your ceiling is too low.

I think space filling pasta would be the best of all worlds. Easy to fit on shelves, long, and fits in the pot without breaking!

Good luck manufacturing it, but I think it could be done by extrusion and chopping, but I don't know if it'd be spaghetti still

Something like this?

But in a little over 4 months it's gonna be m