Skyrim Valentines by Oxboxer (Jemma Salume) on Deviantart
lamortnymord
I love in Skyrim when you’re going up to High Hrothgar for the first time and that one pilgrim’s like “watch out for wolves along this path” like thanks for warning me about the frost troll that is literally right around the corner friend
I always thought about that too. On the upside, they must have some serious quads and hamstrings.
So one time a while back I was shooting the birds flying around outside Solitude
One of the birds wonked out a tad
my favorite skyrim glitch is when you walk into your own house and ur wife says “ur not supposed to be here” like damn whatd i do
gogomrbrown
Khajiit stole nothing….Khajiit is innocent of this crime.
lamortnymord
I love in Skyrim when you’re going up to High Hrothgar for the first time and that one pilgrim’s like “watch out for wolves along this path” like thanks for warning me about the frost troll that is literally right around the corner friend
When you want someone to shut the fuck up in skyrim
Nazeem: Do you get to the cloud-
Dragonborn: FUS RO DAH
Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an-
Dragonborn: FUS RO DAH
Brynjolf: lass, lad, lass, lad, lass-
Dragonborn: FUS RO DAH
*once you reach past level 20*
Guard: let me guess, someone stole your-
Dragonborn: FUS RO FUCKING DAH, SHUT THE FUCK UP, NO ONE STOLE MY GODDAMN SWEET ROLL, I AM NOT A MILK DRINKER, AND I CAN LOLLYGAGG ANYWHERE I DAMN WELL PLEASE BECAUSE FUCK YOU I AM THE DRAGONBORN.