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i love haikyuu so much. bc it’s just. so cute. i love how many characters there are and all of the useless, trivial information we have abt all of the characters. like how iwaizumi used to collect cicadas, only to let them go bc he said he’d feel bad if he kept them. how yamaguchi likes “long fries that have gone soft and floppy”. how kunimi likes salted caramel. how akaashi wrings his hands. how kuroo just happens to get top grades and slips all these scientific words into casual conversation. kenma’s username on everything is “applepi”. it’s just so cute. i love the character interactions, like when bokuto is looking out of the window in his pyjamas and he says “i’m glad it’s fukurodani who i could play my last match with” and akaashi is like “are u dying bokuto?” and bokuto says “what? i’m going to live until i’m 130″. and when shimizu holds suga’s hands when he’s visibly stressed and suga instantly goes red and swirly and he’s like “pls wait!!!!!! we can’t get married yet!!!!!”. and when kuroo and bokuto knowingly smile at each other and hug after nekoma are eliminated from nationals. when kenma smiles and thanks kuroo for getting him into volleyball and kuroo is like “… … … … … huh… …? … … W-WAIT…” and he covers his face and starts laughing and it’s rly cute. nobody is bad. kyoutani is really scary and only listens to iwaizumi, but only bc iwaizumi beat him at arm wrestling. a cunning, deceitful character like daishou has a rly pretty gf he tries to impress, and when they watch volleyball matches together he gets bashful bc he feels like he’s being a huge volleyball nerd but she calls him cool. i just don’t understand how a series is this cute. they’re all so cute. moniwa is so cute. goshiki is so cute. oikawa teaches volleyball to children on mondays. don’t even get me started on yachi
I mean this is tea I love myself too much to fuck uglies
Morally good got that wagon? Can you make moral goodness clap? I think the fuck not my good bitch
You heard it here first, bisexiis have no innate moral compass
i only fuck evil people with fat asses
kids these days will post their bloody nose and call it “irl gore” back in OUR day irl gore was a pic of someone with their arm cut off
WUAUWHSJWUEJSISJEJW BRO DON'T REMIND MEEEEE
lemon demon be like I. FUCKING. HATE. LEMON. DEMON. FANS. They make me sing touch tone telephone and shout go white boy go
*checks you out through the gap between our crossed blades*
If I had to listen to this, so do y’all
he gon nut, nut inside my ass, (uh)
squirt it back, bitch i squirt it back (uh)
@ adults who grew up in the age of “don’t even give out your first name online” what was ur fake name growing up online
I went by Snowfall on neopets for six years.
Aria. It’s still… Aria. It’s always been Aria.
Marissa or Rae.
I grew up with this but was one of those kids that was like “Eh, no one’s gonna believe it’s my actual name anyways”
i had internet safety DRILLED into my head growing up, so i go by a fake name despite still being a kid. alex
i have alluded to my real name before tho








