Girl Next Door

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

Impress me

surprise me

sure

When the dog sitty on u and hte butthole touch

Anyone who reblogs this before August 15 will get a cute little doodle

based off of your url, bio, about, or your posts :-)) (or maybe icon idk)

Who up

Like dis n ill hit ur dms

me: oh wow this song is nice let’s find some sheet music so i can play i-

me: nvm

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

Friendly reminder to take your meds, drink some water, and sit up straight!

no excuses! ariana NEEDS that #1! #dangerouswoman (i’m 16 its illegal for me to send nudes)

little monsters during the ARTPOP era did it better

don’t you mean the original pioneers of flop culture aka the fighters

history repeats itself, now let the next generation take over!

Adulting

Me: *gets paid on Friday* *broke by Tuesday* *survives off of $8 for two weeks*

That’s not being an adult. That’s being an irresponsible child. Like… That’s literally the opposite of being an adult.

who the hell asked you?

this aint no group discussion sweetheart. this is a college sophomore (60K /year tuition) working two jobs (that pay over minimum wage), whilst supporting his damn self (and family back home), talking about his situation on HIS post!

and ill be damned if some dusty, bottled neck, “what would a kinkajou do” looking white, tell me that Im not an adult because of the system, that wasn’t built to benefit me nor my family, forced me into countless unfavorable financial positions. 

Child my bills are paid, my mothers bills are paid, I got clothes on my back and food in my stomach (all of which i paid for).

so take that classist bullshit else where and think twice before condescendingly delving into other peoples business.

let him in 

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

you could have at least said spoiler alert

hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in

@spencerjamesmith SENT ME THIS??? IS THIS THE MANGO THAT WENT MISSING???? WHATS GOING ON

WHY IS THIS IN MELBOURNE WHAT???????

??? HOW DID A GIANT MANGO GET FROM QUEENSLAND TO MELBOURNE?? IT’S LIKE 10 METRES TALL (32 feet) & THE DISTANCE FROM WHERE IT WAS TO HERE IS OVER 1,500 KILOMETRES (930 Miles) 

What the fuck is happening

what the fuck australia

Monkey buys a drink from a vending machine

i love it when people compliment my pets 

compliment her 

She looks pretty dead

thanks