CRYPTO | APEX LEGENDS: KILL CODE - PART 2
Woaaah, we’re halfway there,
WOOAA-OOOOAAAAH
Ramattra and Dva doodle dump
(First comic is based on a joke that Ramattra thought Dva's mech was an omnic and didn't realize a human was inside)
stories where the characters are doomed from the start because everything that's happened has already happened and they tell you that from the beginning, this is just a story they're telling you, and it does not have a happy ending, and it never will, and there's a reason for it, and it's going to keep happening, again and again and again, to make sure it never happens again
As a musical theater fan, flirting is so hard. Like, do I drop a chandelier on him? Do I sneak in through his window in the middle of the night? Do I tell him he strikes me as a woman who has never been satisfied? Do I give him a paper flower? Do I go to punch him in the eye but kiss him instead? Do I tell him that if I took a meat cleaver down the center of his skull, I’d have matching halves? Do I throw an ear of corn across the room in his line of sight? Do I turn him into a scarecrow? Do I tell him I’m not moving into a nunnery? Do I pretend to be friends with his dead brother? Do I set him up with the girl of his dreams and then sing a song about how he never notices me? Somebody help. I suck at this.
#a graveyard of broken ships surrounds the small isle the princesses 'tower' stands on #for what guards her is no dragon of the skies #how funny. a lighthouse to warn sailors of the cliffs and rocks #and a princess stranded on the isle to lure them in despite it #is she really trapped. or is she the perfect willing bait.
*stops kissing you for a moment* man it would be So fucked up if my head fell off right now
