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Idk why i thought 8 episodrs of spongebob in a row would fix me but it did not

It's up~!

finally - the gif set I've always wanted to make : D

i love you harrowhark nonagesimus

if jonah and lena ever met jonah would think "fantastic, finally someone who shares my passion for spreadsheets and toxic workplace environments" and lena would think "this man seems to have experienced real pleasures in his life, we can't possibly associate, it would be against my principles." if martin and lena ever met martin would experience a category five mother issues event and pass out.

Buying a car

English added by me :)

the funniest thing this reveals is that the beholding(?) understands sarcasm

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext

This post is about Tom Nook and Redd’s divorce

STRETCHING SIAMESE CAT 

by Lee Sangsoo

i love how out of the three locked tomb books the most reliable narrator is nona because she can read what everyone actually means from their body language and states her thoughts plainly. the only thing is she has no fucking clue what’s going on

hate them all you want but they won

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method