Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!

They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!

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eggbabey

welcome reddit refugees

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poolboyvmprmansion

kalichnikov

*as listed by the UN. post in the tags if you're not from one of these cities!

greater-than-the-sword

I feel that this is an important case study in Tumblr demographics and what the polls are actually reflecting

alonewildbird

actually based on my math this is currently pretty representative! 2.7% of respondents live in the most populous cities, which would be 216 million people (of 8 billion), and the total population of those 9 cities is just over 214 million!

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handageddon

zicko

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

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pukicho

colliecross

Just found @pukicho in my old toy box excuse me??

Put me back

Now

🎤Allow me to reintroduce myself 👋

This is Makana, our lovely Laysan albatross. Originally from Hawaii, she had a wing injury as a chick that has stopped her from flying long distances, an important skill for a soaring seabird. We welcomed Makana (Hawaiian for “gift”) with open wings as a young bird, and have been taking care of her ever since! Come find this beautiful bird during her albatross encounter in front of the Kelp Forest, where we share her personal journey, the story of her species, and the threats they face in the wild from plastic pollution.

Not a dream

Idk who needs to hear this but

one-time-i-dreamt

YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THIS WAS ABOUT

one-time-i-dreamt

I pressed "post" before I finished writing it and promptly fell asleep but the original was supposed to say, "Idk who needs to hear this but don't throw your mother's ashes at celebrities performing on stage!"

archipelagoofliterarynonsense

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

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writing-prompt-s

The new employee is clearly a mimic attempting to fit in. Everyone is aware of this, but the mimic is just so innocent and precious that they just accept them.

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strange-aeons

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

luimnigh

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

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manywinged

sick of job hunting i wish you could still make a living scamming rich people into buying photos of ghosts and faeries like those victorian photographers

manywinged

well i'm not doing that. they're getting ghosts.

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writing-prompt-s

You hear a soft squeaking coming from a nearby tree stump. When you lean down to take a peek, you find a bat with a torn wing. You take it home, since there are no vets for miles around. Little do you know that it is a vampire bat who is struggling to turn into his human form.