bringing this back for the big day
"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend
"what do they mean by disintegrate?" "oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"
This skips the best part! The epitoke isn't the "real" or "original" worm. The worm grows an extra body with a simpler brain that only knows how to swim and cum (by exploding) so this part breaks off and the rest of the worm just stays home.
In some species the epitoke, also known as a cummunculus in this post just now, is advanced enough to have its own eyes and everything, though only so it at least knows the right direction to swim (up) because it's so stupid and all
"Babe, i.... I have something to confess to you. I'm not.. not actually a......"
i hate when family comes over and theyre like how’s the job going. how’s the education going. and i’m just like don’t talk to me unless it’s about the Show i just watched
TRIGUN ULTIMATE OVERHAUL MASTERPOST
Here’s all the links you’re going to need to begin reading the Trigun Ultimate Overhaul. There’s a link to the first post of every volume, as well as a link to downloading the entire volume at once. There is a link to downloading the entire series at once too.
Stay tuned for future updates, because we aren’t done just yet!
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To open the provided ZIP files, you need an archive program, like 7ZIP, which is a free program used by many.
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TRIGUN ULTIMATE OVERHAUL 1.0
Trigun:
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Trigun Maximum:
TriMax Vol 1: Chapters / Volume. TriMax Vol 2: Chapters / Volume. TriMax Vol 3: Chapters / Volume. TriMax Vol 4: Chapters / Volume. TriMax Vol 5: Chapters / Volume. TriMax Vol 6: Chapters / Volume. TriMax Vol 7: Chapters / Volume. TriMax Vol 8: Chapters / Volume. TriMax Vol 9: Chapters / Volume. TriMax Vol 10: Chapters / Volume. TriMax Vol 11: Chapters / Volume. TriMax Vol 12: Chapters / Volume. TriMax Vol 13: Chapters / Volume. TriMax Vol 14: Chapters / Volume.
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Trigun April Fools:
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TRIGUN ULTIMATE OVERHAUL 2.0
Trigun Multiple Bullets:
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Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of
IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS HAS BECOME DIVINE
I SAW AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A CAR THAT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER CAR AND THEY COMPARED IT TO A UNUSUAL UGLY LITTLE VEHICLE AND ITS STRANGENESS WAS FAR MORE CAPTIVATING THAN THE SLEEK BORING CAR THE AD WAS ACTUALLY FOR
WE HAVE LOCATED THE UNUSUAL UGLY LITTLE VEHICLE AND IT HAS FRIENDS WHO ARE EQUALLY AS STRANGE AND CHARMING
As someone who doesn’t like most sexuality microlabels…… if you focus on the fact that the no fly list leaker is “cringe” in any way (i.e. the fact that it’s a therian, uses ~weird~ pronouns, or uses microlabels) and not on the fact that we now know that the no fly list includes a high number of Muslim toddlers, you need to log off
“But it/its pronouns dehumanize nonbinary people!” The FBI is running scared, Maia can do whatever it wants.
“But I disagree with how it uses labels!” There are an overwhelming number of Arabic names on the list, 99% of which no reason to be there except for the fact that the TSA is violently Islamophobic. Worry about labels LATER.
“But Maia thinks she’s a cat! That’s craaazy–” WE HAVE THE NO FLY LIST IN OUR HANDS. STOOOP.
(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha
sexymanotddd
WELCOME TO THE TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH
Hi, I'm sexymanotd. You may know me as the asshole from twitter who ran the original Tumblr Sexyman Tournament. I have tumblr polls now. Who's up for round two?
Here's the bracket—
Each round will last one day, and each matchup will get their own post. They'll all be tagged "#round one" etc on my blog, and I'll also update this masterpost with links to every poll.
Btw, my inbox is open for links to any fanart that might get made this time around.
As always, I hate some of these characters and I hope they get obliterated, and the winner will be taken to Baskin Robbins and given a small cone. My treat.
you can’t use a portal gun to have sex with your own butt because every time you thrust your butt would get further away. You’d be like tantalus in the garden
