bring your wonder

don’t be so afraid for me that you forget to be afraid for my enemies, valentine ;)

late but this is the best valentines card ive ever seen. @imperialgrunt look at this shit

I place one lawyer face down and end my turn. Your witness.

It’s all for the best.

today at the grocery store I was behind someone at checkout who bought $600 worth of gift cards for the grocery store we were standing in, and I confess I have no idea why

the most baffling thing about it was that in his conversation with the cashier he was saying something about how he wanted to do this before the canadian dollar lost more value

and i just. don’t get what the one has to do with the other???

Idk my old boss used to buy tons of gift cards at the grocery store because she had a credit card that gave her extra points there? So she'd buy like gas gift cards, grocery gift cards, Amazon gift cards, those prepaid visas - just to max out the credit rewards and the grocery store gas station credits.

I feel like you can only do shit like that if you are Kinda Rich tho

Guys look at this fucking lemon

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when you’re five minutes into interview and chill and he gives you the “gender politics” look

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

Dog logic

ok but who do I have to kill for this cover look at tej look at fucking byerly vorrutyer I love everything about this

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