literally ahead of its time
i do im celebrating my dogs birthday
shes turning 2
SHES TURNING 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
she’s a lesbian girl now if anyone wanted an update.
NINE YEARS?
shout out to butches and transmascs and FTMs and other masc-presenting people with tits who do not bind or wear a bra and instead just walk around in whatever shirts we want with nothing underneath. extra big shoutout to people who do not bind and who have obvious breasts and still unflinchingly correct people who misgender them (i am not there yet but i am trying to be). the world will not know peace until people realize that men can have tits and we are building that world one day at a time
sorry for posting a tiktok but i can't stop watching these
What
And I cannot stress this enough
the FUCK
I'm actually following this yarn shop on Etsy. It's the name of the yarn on the left. It's named after a line in Bob's Burgers.
Holy shit
Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN
pipcomix
Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then
From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944
diversity win! this farmer is poly
It’s not Independence Day, it’s Ollie’s Birthday
Always remember, if you don’t want to celebrate the fourth of July, you can always celebrate Ollie’s Birthday
This is Ollie, and this year is a very special Ollie’s Birthday because in June 2022, he was diagnosed with lymphoma, a disease that usually leaves dogs with months to live. When I celebrated his ninth birthday last year I genuinely, 100% believed it would be his last birthday
Today, he turns 10
He is happy, he is healthy, and he is 10!
Happy Ollie’s Birthday everyone!
a little bit of dinner in my life
a little bit of mah boi by my side
a little bit of spaghetti is all i need
a little bit of gay luigi? is what i see
a little bit of pingas in the sun
a little bit of pootis all night long
a little bit of lamp oil here i am
a little bit of rope makes me your bombs.
i knew what i must do
bringing this back for the big day
pls god where is the fourth of julie goodbye 2007 hello 2008
espeix
dear dire
hi tumblr i forgot to post about it but i have a lil website that selects a new album every day for you to listen to!
albums are selected out of submissions made by other people, and everyone gets the same album everyday. its just something i made so i can get more organic, left-field, weird recommendations that an algorithm would never suggest
so please, if you have the time, please submit your favorite weird music here. there's like over 400 (!!!!) albums submitted so far, but more is always better :D
you can also go through the history to find some albums that have been highlighted on previous days
