When you remember that Faxe is a real place
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it's where they make the soda
In Faxe it’s like gravy
u gon tell me there’s a horror musical n the killer is a metalhead
due to budget cuts our treasurer is now a little mouse pulling his empty pockets inside out and looking up forlornly with great big tears in his eyes
Shaved my head today
@staff @wip @engineering stop recommending me this post
“based on your likes”
i’ve literally hit “NOT FOR ME” 6 times and you keep showing me BALD
STOP
look at my head boy
So true
call that a skill issue. i have all 5 😎
ok you’re not gonna believe this. but my advisor
infinite stans get some pussy challenge
Listening to music with new headphones reminds you of all the beauty in the world
i don't think i can call it pedophilia exactly, but the fact that some of y'all think it's completely normal to be sexually attracted to women who both look and act like children under the defense "she's an adult!!!" is... questionable to say the least. i don't mean small stature, small breasts, stereotypically "childlike" interests btw. i mean like, women getting braces, wearing children's clothes, and talking with a lisp + pitched up voice. that's fucking gross.
also OP of that japanese model post blocked me, im not saying that that proves something. but like. it does.
actually gonna cry reading about the guy who created miffy he looks so jolly
Posting "dick from a stupid girl" on Tumblr dot com and then waking up to find out, in a great deal of relief, that I'm a young centipede on the forest floor hiding under leaf litter. my cannibalistic mother, a much larger, red, chitinous centipede, has stopped pursuing me. I am comfortable and my goal is now to grow big enough to eat mice
