this is what i imagined every time i made harry defend kim from racists
Dark Souls Gamer 1: anyon1 have any tips for cheesing the ceaseless discharge boss. I'm stuck idk what I'm doing wrong. thanx
Dark Souls Gamer 2: Only pathetic casual cucks resort to cheese strategies. Just fight the boss normally
Leave-in conditioner by my bathroom sink: I have frizz-reducing hydration for luscious curls with bounce and shine!
Dinner time fellas
That bitch didnt stand a chance
HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
girl are you a kettle because you’re sooooo hot. and yelling atme
i dont have a dick because they knew id have a boner every time my favorite songs especially ones that feature a lot of guitar and drums and screaming came on and that wouldve been awful for everyone involved
okay. listen. I try not to be pedantic about this sort of thing but it’s starting to get on my nerves. the wire mother offers milk but not comfort. the cloth mother offers comfort but not milk. if something is comforting, fun, or otherwise compelling, but lacks substance, that is the cloth mother. if something is boring or unpleasant but has substance, that is the wire mother.
things are heating up in the unethical experiments fandom
you left out that the cloth mother is bouba-coded and the wire mother is kiki af
"I pull lots of guys."
"I pull so many girls!"
Yeah well. I pull doors that say push.
HELL YEAH ‼️‼️‼️
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Nervously sniffing a girl's blog before hitting the follow button.
nervously sniffing a girl's hog before hitting the swallow button
nervously sniffing
a girl’s hog before hitting
the swallow button
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
SOMEONE STOLE A FUCKING SHARK FROM MY CITY’S AQUARIUM
you better sit down for this
i see the resemblance
It seems the shark was returned, so yay there.
“The individual obviously had some knowledge on how to deal with these types of animals, we said that from the very beginning, otherwise why take it? And when we got into the garage and into the house, it looked like almost a mockup of (the aquarium),” Salvaggio said. “He had a lot of different marine animals in the home. (He) very much knew what he was doing – kept that animal alive and was able to continue to see that animal thrive which was pretty shocking to all of us.”
this is
is this what Team Rocket would look like in real life
andrew-yakson
coexiststickeronaglock
Great work everybody, hit the showers
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