“You have been chosen, Earth man, the crystal in my hand will imbue you with the pow- where are you going?” , “Like I told the other guy last week, I’m not interested, please stop showing up calling me The Chosen One.”
i’m sorry to say this, but it has come to my attention that in disney’s descendants, dopey the dwarf has a son named doug — which means that canonically, dopey has fucked
and he will continue to fuck unless we find a way to stop him
1000 years ago, a great king had his soul infused with the crown so he may rule eternity, taking possession of anyone who wears it. But with each new ‘successor,’ the king took his extra lives increasingly for granted, until one day…..
Lets say we caught conclusive evidence of mothman caught on camera with the caveat that in this video we also see mothman killing and sucking the blood out of a fully grown man. How many people do you think would care about that man, and how many people do u think would just go “YEAHHH MOTHMAN IS REAL!”?
BREAKING: Undertale stageplay in development, in collaboration with songwriter Lin Manuel Miranda
A narrative trope that really speaks to me is a character taking on an impossible challenge, an unbeatable enemy, knowing that success is almost unthinkable, and doing it anyway because there's something worth fighting for, that it's the right thing to do, that the smallest chance is still a chance and going down swinging is better than forfeiting your right to say no, this is wrong.
I think there's something very human and very hopeful in that tenacity, in taking stock of a shit situation (a shituation, if you will,) and saying "well, if nobody else is going to tell you to fuck off, it may as well be me," and doing your damnedest to punch an unstoppable force in the face.
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.



