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Jsjdndj

@skndkdnfkdm

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I need to stop getting on scottish twitter cuz i be wanting to laugh mad hard in class

If I ever come home 🏡 and saw my future son 👦playing with a Barbie doll💃😱😱😱, you best believe I'm gonna snatch that doll right out his hands 😡😡😡👏👏👏and replace it with a Yasmin doll 💁because we are a Bratz™ household with a passion for fashion 👗👠💅💅💅and we will not tolerate Barbie's lack of lips 👄 and jointless knees under my roof 🏠😤😤😤💯💯💯 Smash that mf like button if you too refuse to let Mattel's chief witch into your household 😤😤😤

friend: makes a typo

me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo

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u kno when u keysmash but the jumble of letters dont convery the right Feeling so u gotta backspace and re-keysmash to turn ur HKELSXPXA to a JKFSDKAS