why does the word egg need 2 Gs

wait i have a better way of writing this post

why does the word egg need that eggstra G

why are breakfast dates not  a more popular thing? like forget your 9pm fancy dinner reservation, lets go eat pancakes at 9am in our pjs

I will never wake up before noon for a man

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Let Him Have The Sausages

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume

if you only have time for one video, make it this one

wtf did i just watch

OMG

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST BELLE

LOL DID THEY JUST NOT SEE THE MOVIE? 

This made me laugh so hard.

ok but this is some deep commentary, whether intended or not, and I feel very fucking attacked

beauty and the beast: genocide run

This is a murderer!

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

8 Responses To A Post 9/11 World From People Born After 1999

These responses give a great perspective on how time affects how people feel about a certain event.

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Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend is 25 Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 25 Mariah Carey is 43 and her husband is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it. Maybe he wasn’t born yet…

i wish birds brought ME presents

No, but think about this.

The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

It’s actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave ‘payment’ behind for the food.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?

One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera’s lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.

Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.

I could not have asked for more

OMG SPOTIFY IS CLEVER AF 😂

omg