Fortifications.
Gay sex is becoming more complicated by the day
With a username like that u just know he tellin the truth
david foster wallace looks like the type of guy who'd bring a metal detector to the beach
This is what uni is like ngl
Audio transcript:
[The Skyrim soundtrack plays over the background of the entire video]
Blond person with glasses: “Have you seen the new assignments on Blackboard? Our professors are trying to kill us!”
Person with brown stubble: “Have you seen Jessica’s alcohol stash? It is incredible!”
Person in striped hoodie: “Welcome, stranger! Have a delicious meal!”
Person walking from elevator: “The lines at the cafeterias were unbelievable!”
Person bumping into bucket: “So which frat are you rushing?”
End transcript.
But why the last one though what am I not getting
I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years
Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description)
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.
I lost my shit at 21
tag yourself i’m 24
driving as a form of transhumanism
putting on my metal and rubber legs that let me run oh so fast
Took a decade to write 1 of 13. Think he's got another 12 decades in him?
I dont think it gets easier. I think the first book is always the easiers. History shows, man.
Tumblr culture is not knowing if this is from 2008 or earlier this week.
riverbed by olafur eliasson (2014)
this exhibition was created to question the relationship between the viewers and the museum building. by turning the museum building into art, riverbed shifts the audience from observers of the art to participants within the art itself.








