The Wonder Years - Passing Through A Screen Door
brainfreeze is my favorite pain response because it’s literally your body telling you to stop eating fucking snow, you stupid jackass, what is wrong with you
So I don’t get texts of “good morning beautiful” but I do have a friend who spams me snapchats of her dog to wake up to, so who’s the real winner here
me posing for a pic:
when u call shotgun but ur friend still runs for it
🉐
xcx
every time i say something witty: please don’t think i’m flirting. i just want to establish myself as the funniest one here.
Can’t believe mark zuckerberg offered to buy snapchat for $3 billion when he could just download it for free from the app store
SOMETHING AMAZING HAPPENED TODAY
Where is this guy i wanna find him and get one of these if at all possible
She’s was just a random artist in New York and was just sitting by her booth thing and I was like OMG DAD STOP I SAW SOMEONE ELSE DO THIS THING ON TUMBLR AND I WANT TO GET ONE OF THE THINGS
i literally shouted “no way”
HOLY SHIT

