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am I there yet

@skipthisvoid

she/her ✦ 26 ✦ happy to be here

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

How…dare…

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

My mouth legitimately just dropped open….

I didn’t ask for this

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Anonymous asked:

im obsessed with gnomes

Oh you're gonna love this, then. David el Gnomo is a 1985 Spanish animated show about gnomes. Here it is, in the original Spanish and in English:

It was meant to teach kids to be respectful with nature, and also features this:

Enjoy!

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This show rocks

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First 2 episodes of David the Gnome feature:

  • Several surgeries (not explicit)
  • Real-life footage of an atomic bomb
  • Gnome acupuncture
  • David smoking a big fat pipe and scaring his wife for no reason
  • Mermaid tits
  • Gnome ass
  • And the most important ingredient:

Y'all are sleeping on this show

"Never focus on on what you can subtract from- but what you can add to your meals."

This video was very fast but... this is what made me reblog.

Very well said.

The reason SPAM has a negative view is quite simple.  During WWII, it was the only protein that wasn’t rationed.  This meant that most people ate more SPAM than they wanted to.

The culture around it has just remained.

Not a single monkey survived the Neuralink experiment. I’ll bet Elmo can’t wait to start torturing and murdering human beings with this.

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How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

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I just saw the most Galaxy Brain gender take ever, from a cis man on reddit

[ID: a screenshot of a comment from reddit, with no username visible. The commend reads: This doesn’t make a ton of sense to me either. Setting aside the question of whether gender/sex is assigned or observed at birth, the gender I was assigned at birth was ‘boy.’ The gender I have now is ‘man’. Boys and men have different gender roles, and few adults identify as boys anymore. From this standpoint, every adult has a different gender than the one they had at birth. End ID]

Framing “girl” and “boy” as separate genders from “woman” and “man” is such an amazing take. it’s a framework that accommodates and explains so many trans experiences. Some trans people never were their AGAB. Some feel like they were their AGAB, but that that changed (usually when puberty hits, which is when you start “becoming a man/woman”. The accepted societal path is that girls grow up to into women, and boys grow up into men. But some girls grow up into men, and some boys grow up into women. This guy was a boy who grew up into a man, which generally works out pretty well for people. Some boys and girls grow up into people who aren’t men or women, even! It’s like this random cis guy skipped right over transgender 101, 102, 201, etc. and stumbled directly into Transgender Nirvana.